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Torturing Terror: Ethics and Enhanced Interrogation Techniques in the War on Terror

Connor Burne

When is it morally justifiable to inflict physical and/or psychological pain on another human being? Is there ever a morally justifiable circumstance to cause such suffering? According to the United States, the answer is “yes.” American intelligence and military personnel have subjected illegal combatants in the War on Terror to enhanced interrogation techniques for the past 17 years. While the term “enhanced interrogation techniques” has provided legal technicalities and loopholes that have permitted the United States to skirt the United Nations Charter statute banning torture, the road to moral justification is equally complex. Despite the different nature of legality and morality, the outcome is the same for enhanced interrogation techniques. Enhanced interrogation techniques are morally justified. The United States government’s use of enhanced interrogation techniques, within the confines of the War on Terror, has been ethically reasonable, neither violating humanitarian rights nor moral principles. The moral tenets that will be addressed are the Common Good, Sin and Evil, Extrinsic Goods, Rights and Responsibilities, Duty and Obligation, Happiness and Wellbeing, Human Dignity, and Virtue.

The Intelligence Community is tasked with the gargantuan responsibility of safeguarding the United States from acts of terror and foreign aggression. The ability to obtain reliable information in a timely manner is paramount to the success of their mission. The extreme nature of their mission often causes those responsible to take extreme measures and push the boundaries of what is accepted by society at large. This is the contextual framework within which the ethical judgment will be made.

Definitions

Before proceeding further into the moral arguments surrounding this issue, one first must provide a few working definitions of key terms. It is acknowledged that in the ongoing debate over enhanced interrogations, the opposing sides often do not agree on common definitions. For the purposes of this moral analysis, the definitions set forth below will be considered agreeable to both sides. Torture is defined by the United Nations as,

Any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person, or for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity (UN 1985).1

The Central Intelligence Agency has enumerated enhanced interrogation techniques as including “(1) the attention grasp; (2) walling; (3) the facial hold; (4) the facial insult or slap; (5) cramped confinement; (6) insects placed in confinement box; (7) wall standing; (8) stress positions; (9) prolonged sleep deprivation; (10) the water board.”2 Through the course of this paper, the terms enhanced interrogation, torture, and coercive interrogation will be treated synonymously due to their extensive use by various sources in describing the same acts. This is not to equate enhanced or coercive interrogation to torture in moral terms, but only to avoid confusion among the word choice of the references in this paper. It is important to also note the description of Central Intelligence’s Standard Interrogation Techniques, which include “sleep deprivation up to 72 hours, continual use of light or darkness in a cell, loud music, and white noise, approved for use by the CIA.”3

The last definition of importance to the entirety of this essay is irregular/illegal combatant. This is important because the individuals subjected to enhanced interrogation are classified as illegal combatants. The working definition of irregular/illegal combatant is “anyone engaging in political violence (i.e., intended to change a government’s behavior) who is not in conventional military uniform, and/or not obeying unified military command, and/or not in the employ or under the conscription of an internationally recognized nation-state.”4 Throughout this paper the terms illegal combatant, irregular combatant, terrorist, and detainee will be treated synonymously to maintain congruity among the various sources.

The Common Good

The Common Good is an important ethical term in establishing the morality of enhanced interrogation. Obviously, obtaining the right intelligence at the right time can help ensure the safety of the general public. But if enhanced interrogation techniques must be used, then does it still serve the common good, or do those acts outweigh the positive benefits to society? There are a multitude of ways of looking at the common good; however, the focus here will be through a utilitarian view.

Utilitarianism presents the ideology of the cost-benefit ratio. In simplistic terms, if the act benefits more than it harms, then the act is justified. From this perspective, the bodily suffering of one individual is less than the deaths of multiple innocents. Thus, even though enhanced interrogation “might incur a relatively low number of negative consequences … these consequences could be outweighed by the successful interruption of one massive plot.”5 When saving lives is the top priority, then the discomfort of enhanced interrogation on select individuals does not constitute a violation of morals. In fact, it would be unethical for the government not to do everything it could, including enhanced interrogation, in order to prevent the loss of innocent lives. For utilitarianism, placing the concerns of the individual above those of society at large is immoral.

A counterargument to the utilitarian position is that while it may save lives, the act of torture itself would degrade the nation’s moral standing, therefore detracting from the common good. This would occur through the eroding of trust by the “misuse of medical professionals, misapplication of scientific knowledge, loss of honor in the military, and compromised integrity of the legal system.”6 A view of the government as “corrupt and corruptible” would result in “irreparable damage to the society that condones or legalizes torture.”7 On the contrary, if the government were to “allow the loss of innocent lives when this could have been averted,” then the impact on the society’s view of the government could be more devastating than that of a government that permits torture.8 In light of this argument, enhanced interrogation has a positive impact on the common good, as its absence can be more detrimental than its use.

Sin and Evil

Sin and evil are important shaping factors for the ethicality of enhanced interrogation. They are closely related to the aspect of the common good. Two wrongs do not make a right, so it is important to determine that enhanced interrogation techniques do not constitute being sin or evil as a means to their end of the common good. This determination comes down to the intent behind the act. The principle of double-effect deals with the intentions behind the act. Killing in self-defense is justified by this principle. If an individual has the intention of preserving innocent life, and as a subsequent result of their actions the attacker is killed, then that individual is not morally at fault for the attacker’s death. As long as proportionality is followed, then the double-effect, or unintended effect, of death is acceptable.

The principle of double-effect can be similarly applied to enhanced interrogation. One must understand “the rationale for the EITs was that they would be effective in securing intelligence from detainees that were unresponsive to the SITs, thereby increasing the capacity of the United States to prevent future terrorist attacks.”9 The intent of enhanced interrogation is to acquire information in order to save innocent lives, not arbitrarily inflict pain on detainees. In fact, according to the manual, pain is not even one of the goals of enhanced interrogations, but rather “disorientation, anxiety, dread, and physical discomfort pursuant to the pliable and child-like state of ‘regression.’”10 The objective is to erode the individual’s will to withhold information. Enhanced interrogations are protected by the principle of double-effect as they do not intend to cause harm to the detainee, but rather seek to protect innocent life by acquiring information.

Extrinsic Goods

Extrinsic goods are an essential piece of the enhanced interrogation rationale. If the interrogations were not to produce information that could be used for furthering other goods, viz. saving lives, then enhanced interrogations would lack any compelling argument. While morally it is the intrinsic goods typically most essential, in the case of enhanced interrogations the extrinsic goods are equally important.

Numerous assertions and studies claim information obtained under torture is unreliable. However, a report by the Central Intelligence Agency’s Office of the Inspector General revealed “that over 3,000 reports were produced from the intelligence provided by the High Value Detainees subjected to EITs.”11 The report goes further to say,

The detention of terrorists has prevented them from engaging in further terrorist activity, and their interrogation has provided intelligence that has enabled the identification and apprehension of other terrorists, warned of terrorist plots planned for the US and around the world, and supported articles frequently used in the finished intelligence publications for senior policymakers and war fighters. In this regard there is no doubt that the Program has been effective.12

There is no clearer statement of affirmation for the effectiveness of enhanced interrogation than in this independent report. The responsibility of the CIA IG is to review the legality, ethics, and effectiveness of activities within the Agency. It is evident that after completing their review of the enhanced interrogation program, the IG found the program to meet the legal, ethical, and effectiveness standards. The information obtained by enhanced interrogations makes a difference in protecting innocent lives, making that information an extrinsic good of such interrogations.

Duty and Obligation

The duties and obligations of the interrogator to their country, fellow man, and to the detainee all come into play when debating the ethics of enhanced interrogations. By nature of the interrogator’s position and oath, it becomes their duty to protect innocent, civilian lives. This duty extends to striving to ensure the safety of all innocent lives around the globe, which is an obligation of all mankind. Yet, while protecting the lives of the innocent, the interrogator also has an obligation to the detainee. The interrogator must not violate morality in the process of questioning the detainee. The interrogator’s duties and responsibilities to the detainee primarily fall within the realm of rights, responsibilities, and human dignity. While there is a “moral duty to treat a terrorist humanely,” it is also true the interrogator must “treat innocent people with respect by taking necessary steps (e.g., torturing the terrorist) to save their lives.”13

The interrogator’s duty to the country plays the foremost role of all the obligations. While other duties exist, the “most important duty in this case is to the community as a whole.”14 Those involved in interrogations “have a valuable and ethical role to assist in protecting our nation, other nations, and innocent civilians from harm, which will at times entail gathering information that can be used in our nation’s and other nations’ defense.”15 Because the duty to protect the innocents is of higher importance than the obligations to the detainee, enhanced interrogation becomes not merely acceptable but required if necessary to obtain information. If one accepts the adage “doing nothing is doing something,” then “refusing to torture … could be construed as being an agent in the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.”16 Additionally, this framework supports the principle of double-effect as the interrogator’s “moral duties are to the innocents” and “saving innocent people is a moral act” so “the suffering of the terrorist can be viewed as double (or side) effect.”17

The biggest counterargument is the medical professionals present/utilized during enhanced interrogations have a duty to “‘do no harm’ to the detained individual who holds potentially valuable information.”18 But by their inaction they could be “causing great harm” by subjecting society to a terrorist attack.19 The medical professional’s duty “extends beyond the interrogation room to also include all of the innocent … potential victims.”20 It is therefore the interrogator’s primary moral duty to protect the innocent lives of society at large.

Rights and Responsibilities

The rights of the detainee are a central theme of the debate over enhanced interrogations that must be balanced with the responsibilities of the interrogators. As enumerated in the above section on duty and obligation, the interrogator’s chief focus must be on protecting innocent lives. Given the extensive treatment of the interrogator in the previous section, this section will focus on the detainee and society. Various ethical approaches exist to the detainee’s rights and responsibilities, but the primary framework utilized here will be consequentialism. This approach analyzes the morality of situations by accounting for the actions’ ensuing effects.

Detainees have a right “not to be harmed.”21 However, their rights are extremely limited in scope. They are not able to claim the rights granted by United States laws, as they are not American citizens. Neither are they able to claim the protections of international treaties on warfare, such as Geneva or POW rights, as they are illegal combatants. Legally speaking, detainees have no extended rights beyond those of being a person, which essentially comes down to moral rights. Society at large also has these moral rights, including the freedom from being harmed.

Enhanced interrogations inflict a degree of pain that is a “lesser and more remediable harm than death” where in comparison “the lives of a thousand innocent people should be valued more than the bodily integrity of one guilty person.”22 Through this perspective, “the sum total of pain avoided by preventing [a terrorist attack] is greater and therefore consequentially justified by the experience of pain of the one or more individuals that are tortured.”23 Enhanced interrogations present a scenario in which “net pain is minimized.”24

One may argue by the very nature of a detainee being detained, that individual no longer poses a threat to society. However, this assertion ignores the fact a detainee’s “silence passively facilitates his group’s actions by not giving others the information to potentially disrupt those actions.”25 The information withheld by the detainee holds the potential to prevent the loss of innocent lives. Furthermore, the information possessed by detainees are “essentially criminal ones to which they do not have a right.”26 Because life is inherently more valuable than bodily integrity, the detainee’s rights are trumped by society’s rights, allowing enhanced interrogation techniques to be utilized in obtaining the necessary information to preserve innocent lives.

Happiness and Well Being

While the happiness and well being of the individual being interrogated is a factor, most debates sidestep this concern. The detainee has already committed acts which, by law, have forfeited that individual’s right to happiness and well being. But from a moral perspective can one truly forfeit one’s right to happiness?

Enhanced interrogations are designed to mitigate the impact on the detainee’s happiness and well being. As stated previously, the intent is to break the detainee’s will to withhold information, not to cause pain or render the detainee incapable of providing information. Enhanced interrogation methods are medically tailored “so that long-term, permanent physical damage or death” is avoided.27 Because of this, the forfeiture of moral rights is a moot point. Enhanced interrogation is not “meted out as a punishment” but only seeks to obtain information.28 In the pursuit of information to save lives, the techniques abide by the principle of proportionality in minimizing the effects on the detainee’s happiness and well being.

In terms of ultimate happiness, it can be argued enhanced interrogations actually benefit the detainee. By refusing to provide information, the detainee is responsible for whatever lives are lost as a result of his group’s actions. By coercing the information from the detainee, the interrogators are “preventing the individual’s participation in the heinous murder of innocents.”29 This reflects not only a respect of the detainee’s rights, happiness, and well being, but also a love of one’s enemies. By saving innocent lives, the interrogator is also saving the detainee from the moral culpability for their deaths.

Human Dignity

Noting the UN Declaration of Human Rights’ prohibition on “inhuman or degrading treatment” due to “the inherent dignity of man,” this concept is of utmost importance to the morality of enhanced interrogations. To what degree must human dignity be upheld under the circumstances in which enhanced interrogations are utilized? The critical question here is have detainees “acted in a manner in which certain of their prima facie human rights can be overridden, that is, the right not to be tortured?”30 If so, then certainly heinous acts of terrorism would constitute the forfeiture of one’s human dignity.

Regardless of the despicable acts of the detainee, they still retain a degree of human dignity that must be respected. One tenet of upholding the detainee’s dignity is “to use the least harmful interrogation techniques.”31 This acknowledges the detainee is a human being and, while the information needs to be obtained, there still must be a consideration for the detainee. This leads to the implementation of proportionality in the techniques utilized to obtain the information.

The concept of limiting human dignity is not incompatible with morality. It has been recognized throughout history individuals “fairly convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison” have “abrogated their prima facie right to freedom.”32 This implies “there are situations in which fundamental human rights legitimately can be overridden.”33 It is therefore morally defensible to argue a detainee has “placed himself outside the moral community and has forfeited duties others have toward him,” thus making enhanced interrogation “not morally wrong.”34 While human dignity cannot be destroyed entirely, it is morally permissible to restrict it based upon the terrorist acts of the detainee.

In addition to the human dignity of the detainee, one must also consider the human dignity of society at large. While the detainee’s dignity must be upheld, the dignity of society must be preserved as well. Admittedly “it is morally impermissible to torture” under general circumstances; however, “in extreme cases where torture may be the only means by which to save lives” it becomes morally necessary to utilize such measures to uphold the human dignity of society.35 Although most arguments of human dignity center on the human rights of the detainee, it is important remember the innocent “have the right not to be horribly mangled, maimed, traumatized, torn limb from limb, or killed” as a result of a terrorist attack that could have been prevented.36 Violating the human dignity of the detainee, in abidance with proportionality, is morally acceptable in order to uphold the dignity of the potential victims.

Virtue

It may seem counterintuitive to address virtue as a moral term relating to enhanced interrogation. However, virtue plays a major part of enhanced interrogations on the personal level of the interrogator. Despite enhanced interrogation techniques being morally acceptable under the given circumstances of terrorism, carrying out the interrogations does entail causing the detainee to suffer. In order to conduct enhanced interrogations, “there is a price to pay” and that price is typically the interrogator.37 Utilizing enhanced interrogation techniques on a detainee can be morally taxing for those facilitating the interrogation.

For the interrogator, “overcoming these feelings of revulsion in the service of saving the lives of your fellow human beings is morally admirable … courageous.”38 In fact, an unwillingness to carry out enhanced interrogations is “admirably immoral…. It is admirable because this person is acting as a virtuous person but is acting immorally because torture is morally the duty involved in averting disastrous harm to others.”39 Enhanced interrogations are difficult to digest for the interrogator’s moral conscience. Ultimately, exhibiting the courage to carry out the interrogations reflects a virtuous nature in properly ordering one’s morals to protect the lives of the innocent before the temporal integrity of the detainee’s well being.

Conclusion

The United States has been morally justified in its use of enhanced interrogation techniques in the War on Terror. The proportionality with which the techniques are employed ensures they do not violate the human dignity of the detainee. It is this proportionality and extensive efforts to avoid severe pain that legally establish enhanced interrogation techniques as not amounting to the United Nation’s definition of torture. It is in fact the legal duty and moral obligation of the Untied States to subject detainees to such techniques when necessary in order to best provide for the security and wellbeing of innocent lives. The information obtained through enhanced interrogation is paramount to providing for the common good, fulfilling the government’s moral and Constitutional responsibilities.

The use of enhanced interrogations is unfortunate. In the ideal world such harsh methods would not be utilized. But there is evil present in the world and that evil must be repressed. In pursing the fight against evil, one must be chary of devolving into justifying the use of evil to fight evil and rubber-stamping whatever acts need be committed along the way. Enhanced interrogations are not morally justified by a rubber-stamp. They are justified by a complete analysis of their intent and effects. As the above moral tenets have described, enhanced interrogations serve to provide for the defense of innocent lives through a proportional degradation of the detainee’s defrauded rights. Similar to the use of deadly force, the principle of double effect serves as the clearest cut justification for enhanced interrogation. The intent is not to cause harm, but rather to prevent harm from occurring to innocent lives. The incidental, minute suffering of the detainee is a small price to pay for the protection of millions of lives around the world. Enhanced interrogations are morally justified, and morally mandated. 

Endnotes

1-3 Blakeley, Ruth. 2011. “Dirty Hands, Clean Conscience? The CIA Inspector General’s Investigation of ‘Enhanced Interrogation Techniques’ in the War on Terror and the Torture Debate.”

4-5 Skerker, Michael. 2010. An Ethics of Interrogation.

6-8 O’Donohue, William, et al. 2014. “The Ethics of Enhanced Interrogations and Torture: A Reappraisal of the Argument.”

9 Blakeley, Ruth. 2011.

10 Skerker, Michael. 2010.

11 Blakeley, Ruth. 2011.

12 Ibid. Quoting the CIA Inspector General Report.

13-21 O’Donohue, William, et al. 2014.

22 Lauritzen, Paul. 2013. The Ethics of Interrogation: Professional Responsibility in an Age of Terror.

23-24 O’Donohue, William, et al. 2014.

25-26 Skerker, Michael. 2010.

27 Laurizen, Paul. 2013.

28 O’Donohue, William, et al. 2014.

29-35 Ibid.

36 Lauritzen, Paul. 2013.

37 Opotow, Susan. 2007. “Moral Exclusion and Torture: The Ticking Bomb Scenario and the Slippery Ethical Slope.”

38-39 O’Donohue, William, et al. 2014.

References

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Lauritzen, Paul. 2013. The Ethics of Interrogation: Professional Responsibility in an Age of Terror. Washington, D.C.: Georgetown University Press, 2013. eBook Academic Collection (EBSCOhost), EBSCOhost (accessed November 23, 2015).

O’Donohue, William, Alexandros Maragakis, Cassandra Snipes, and Cyndy Soto. 2015. “Psychologists and the Ethical Use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques to Save Lives.” Ethics & Behavior 25, no. 5: 373-385. PsycINFO, EBSCOhost (accessed November 23, 2015).

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Dumpster Diving in Dystopia

Alice Minium

I remember the smell of my apartment. It smelled like milk, mixed with old fall leaves, mixed with your uncle’s shed, mixed with an Aéropostale department store, mixed with … well, it smelled like garbage, honestly. It smelled like garbage because everything in my apartment was, actually, garbage. Not garbage like what your roommates leave in the kitchen and forget to take out for six days, but real, actual garbage. It was different, the smell of actual garbage, garbage from a Real Dumpster. It’s almost alluring, in a way, the smell. It gets my nervous system going like a drug. I love the smell. There is a very distinct smell to garbage juice.

My apartment was busy. It was a world of its own. Every square inch was a thrift-store museum exhibit to the obscene excesses of capitalism, as displayed both in the amount of useful things people decide are “trash,” and the amount of useless things I was convinced were not trash at all. We were running an adoption agency, rehoming and loving lost things that people had forgotten, abandoned, or failed to appreciate. It was a victory each time, like winning a game or hunting a boar; we were the good guys, we were the rescuers, we were the scavengers, we were derelicts, we were free.

My life was populated with objects containing moments from other people’s lives. A USB drive with a Word Document of a Christian boy’s coming out story, stacks of discarded birthday cards, notes from classes that people had poured months of their lives into documenting. I liked these things the most, the things people loved and used. They contained imprints of a person, imprints of a world, imprints of an entire life. I found them, these treasures, these fragments of people, in heaps of old beer bottles, and I dug them out and cherished them like sacred artifacts catalogued by a collector of the world’s most bizarre museum. I was in love with these artifacts. I was in love with these moments of these people’s lives. I was in love with the people who threw them away. I was in love with the act of finding it. I was in love with the objects themselves. Every time I found a thing, it was like free money — a free life hack. I took pride in using everything I found. I found joy and childlike wonder in the way I began to see all objects as having value, all objects as having potential, all objects as being alive. It is us that gives meaning to objects. It is us that gives objects their value. It is us that can sanctify or strip the value of any material thing.

Capitalism is very much an ongoing negotiation of what objects are worth. We act like there is scarcity, we act like there is not enough. Our scarcity mindsets restrict us from recognizing the infinite resources existing everywhere in space and time, not at all dictated by money, but only accessible through creative mindsets more obsequious than they are expedient most of the time. We do not live in a world of scarcity — we live in a world of abundant, unfathomably nauseating excess. There is more than enough to go around — way more. Exorbitantly more. It thrilled me, it disgusted me, to find this out about our world, to find this out about who we are as people. There is so much panic, so much frenzy, so much buying, and so much “trash.”

I abandoned the entire concept of “trash.” Nothing is trash, things just have different value at different times. The absence of need does not equate to the absence of value. The presence of value definitely does not equate to the presence of need. I abandoned my “need,” my need for anything, and I found my freedom waist-deep in the bottom of a rust-green industrial spaceship marked DUMPSTER.

I had everything I could ever want or dream — I hadn’t spent a dollar on literally anything in months — and I was free. I was utterly, inhumanly free. I was free in the kind of way that is radically, embarrassingly socially deviant, the kind of way that is Highly Frowned Upon. People looked at me with face-plate masks of politeness when I made social errors bragging about my conquests, (“I like your necklace.” “Thanks! I found it at a dumpster!”) things that sound amusing to me but that are the mark of an insane person to others. I don’t even think it was what I said, it was the eagerness and pride with which I said it. I was okay with their disgusted looks, their What-Is-This-Person smirks. I didn’t mind their disapproval. In a way, I actually relished it. I was forever forgetting what I considered to be liberating was to them a mark of degeneracy, poverty, and low moral principle. I was forgetting, and I didn’t care. I didn’t care at all, because my life was cool. It was organic. It was real, and my relationship with Things was no longer a transactional one — Things came to me when they willed it, I could summon them with intention, I could discover them by simply looking, I could appreciate them for what they were and not for what they cost me or for what they were worth in others’ eyes.

This wasn’t one of those “I found a cute couch on the side of the road” kind of dumpster diving situations. This was an every-single-day-I-live-for-this situation, where every day I wake up, write some articles, see my friends, and then visit my Home Base, the operative spot of my primary recreational activity, the adventure of my favorite game — and every day, I would change into yoga pants, long sleeves, and rain boots, pull back my hair and double-wrap it in a bun, and then climb over fences, grab metal handles to anchor myself as I climb, and then plunge feet-first into the dumpster, and that was when they let the games begin.

At first, diving awoke some kind of primal hunter-gatherer instinct in me. It still does every time. But at first, everything I found that was moderately useful, new, or interesting was a source of wonder and amazement (see my favorite mantra: “Who would throw this away?!”). But after a while I became a seasoned scavenger, and the game got methodical. We had unspoken rules. We had procedures.

Basic Dumpster Protocol

RULE #1: This is the single most important rule for hygiene that you must never, ever break if you want to maintain any separation of social constructs of Clean and Dirty, and if you want to avoid literally living in filth. As soon as you get back to your apartment, deposit the items from your haul in one corner away from all your other stuff. Do not touch them. Immediately go into the kitchen and wash your hands, including under your fingernails and all the way up to your elbows. Before entering your bedroom, strip down head to toe and take off everything you are wearing. Immediately deposit your clothes into the washing machine. Do not touch those clothes again. After touching those clothes, avoid touching your face or any other surfaces. Immediately go into the bathroom and take a shower, washing your body thoroughly, and put on a new set of clean clothes. Wash your hands again before and after sorting through the items from your haul in the isolated part of your room. When your Dumpster Clothes have completed washing, wash them again.

While diving:

—Avoid skin contact with liquids when possible. Wear long sleeves to avoid cuts and abrasions. You will probably encounter both anyway, but do your best.

—Grab a mid-tier shopping bag from the dumpster and separate your items into bags by category of filth as you collect them. Remember that whatever you grab, you’re gonna need to carry back with you to your apartment. Shopping carts are super helpful.

—Bringing hand sanitizer is a pro-tip, because your hands will always be sticky.

—It’s always, always good — not just for efficiency and expediency, but for safety — to have a spotter, or at least a partner in your Dive.

Don’t attract the attention of authority.

—Be shameless in your act of the Dive — do not be embarrassed by what you are doing. You’re cute. You’re eccentric. Always say “hi” to passers-by, who will usually apologize, laugh, and look confused when they throw a trash bag in the dumpster and it accidentally hits a person. Be conversational, a normal person going about their business.

—Nighttime is preferable for retail store or corporate dumpsters. University dumpsters are generally better during the day, but you want to lay low regardless.

—Avoid cops if at all possible. If you do encounter university cops, be normal, be friendly, and be honest about exactly what you are doing. It helps to start with, “Hey! Sorry, people are just throwing the craziest stuff away. You would not believe what I just found.” It helps sometimes if you mention the economic value of your haul and mention that “you could totally sell this stuff,” because for some reason capitalism legitimizes everything and we all have given each other a collective free pass for doing ridiculous and otherwise utterly degrading or horrible things, so long as we are doing them for money.

—If you ever encounter hostile cops or city law enforcement, do exactly what they say, apologize, and leave. Abandon your haul if necessary. If they accuse you of trespassing, say you misunderstood. What you’re doing is technically legal, but let’s be real — it looks sketchy.

Safety first, adventure second, money last.

Unspoken Rules of Dumpster Diving

1. Do not make a mess. Always leave the site cleaner than you found it.

2. Finders, keepers.

—If you find and do not need, think of your friends and your community. Whatever you find belongs to everyone, because Trash is communal property. If you find something and someone else needs it more than you do, it belongs to them. It is theirs. It is meant for them. That is just the way it is.

—“Finders, Keepers” applies in the fact that once you find something, it is yours to either keep, distribute, or discard. It is the assumed moral responsibility that if someone else would appreciate the item found more than you that it should belong to them.

—Items found in a mutual Haul should never be re-sold or traded to other divers or friends. Whatever you find, you must share. The objects found you, and they are yours simply by luck of discovery. Once you find it, is yours, and you have the ultimate say. But that is not a power to be abused. We do not adhere to the social mores of a normal economic system, as is made obvious by the fact that we are foraging through dumpsters.

3. Safety first.

“Finders, Keepers” being said, when dumpster diving with your comrades, spot each other, assist in buildering (climbing on top of and through urban structures), and always consider that the Haul (everything you gather) is communal, and ownership can always be sorted out later. The most important thing in the field is working together and looking out for each other’s safety.

Pro Tips

Things you should always take, because you will always need:

Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, soap. Laundry detergent. Dishwasher detergent. Cleaning supplies. Toiletries. School supplies (tape, empty notebooks, pens, printer paper, calculators). Household supplies (lightbulbs, batteries, phone chargers). Unopened food.

Things Good For Flipping:

Lamps, rugs, carpets, Ikea furniture, mirrors. Electronics. Household appliances. Fine jewelry or gift cards (any items of objective fixed retail value). Any duplicate factory-sealed retail items in extremely large quantities. Furniture.

The Three Levels of Trash Bags:

Gold: Full of valuable objects.

Mid-tier: Mostly paper, sometimes food, sometimes objects to be found.

Actual Trash: These are big black bags, which mean they are industrial trash. Actual Trash also applies to regular-looking bags that are just obviously full of food waste, wrappers, and other things that cannot be repurposed. Depending on the location of your Dive and depending on the time of year, it’s possible that you could have an even ratio of Bags vs. Bags of Actual Trash, or, in other circumstances, the dumpster could have a potentially tragic 80/20 ratio of bags to actual trash. Worse altogether is when people mix their disposables with their Actual Trash, but most people don’t do this. Most people organize their trash methodologically in a way. You learn to gauge a bag before you open it, and you learn to look for indicators of potential as soon as you open it to quickly determine whether or not it’s worth your time.

Fast-forward one month:

(Okay. I guess I’ll be honest. Fast forward two days.)

It is a burning-hot July. The smell permeates everything. The wonder is constant, the excess unfathomable. We, we being me and my life partner (my partner in love, my partner in crime, my partner and equal in all things, including especially dumpster diving, who was not only cool with my agenda, but extremely down, perhaps more or even as much as I was), are currently living in a four-bedroom apartment nearing the end of our lease. Our other three roommates have moved out for the summer, so we have three empty bedrooms and a massive living room, all of which are filled with Stuff.

Room One, Alicia’s Old Room, is the End of the Road, because her room has really bad vibes. Alicia’s Room is where we keep the shopping carts and bags full of all the stuff we don’t quite know what to do with, or that we want to keep but have no immediate use for.

Room Two is Grace’s Room: Grace’s Room is The Museum. Grace’s Room has a full bathroom and bed set-up — it is decorated like an ordinary room, except entirely with things we found in dumpsters. Her bathroom has bath mats, a shower curtain, towels, toiletries, toilet paper, hand soap, even make-up. Her bedroom has Egyptian cotton sheets and a plush Target bedspread, Tempur-Pedic pillows, sea-green curtains, atmospheric paintings, three dorm room lamps, and a pink shag carpet. Every drawer of her dresser and desk and every available surface is brimming over with Stuff. Books, Victoria’s Secret lotions, Vera Bradley wallets, Halloween costumes, prescription drugs, school supplies, TVs, printers, vacuums, herbal teas, coffee mugs, silk Express ties, boy band posters, and boxes of food. The Museum is the room of stuff we kind of want but don’t particularly need, stuff that we want to share. The Museum is where our friends can come over every day and go shopping for whatever they want, reaping the benefits of our adventures, creating our own sort of Sharing Economy.

Dominique’s Room is for The Essentials, or, as we put it, the things we’re trying to sell and/or things we really want to keep, things of value — either to us personally or to others financially. This room (though also outfitted with full bathroom decoration from dumpster goods), is a Secret Vault of cleaning supplies, bulk food products, expensive make-up, Haunted Dolls, speaker systems, X-Boxes, and tie-dye tapestries we could never, ever part with. It’s also full of the most bizarre items (Christmas trees, … stockpiles of glitter, Tupperware jars full of Googley eyes, the personal diaries of strangers, love letters between couples we never knew), that we love, but don’t necessarily want to look at all the time. I don’t know how to explain the themed flipbook Evan made Karen for their one-year anniversary, nor the pile of eleven unsubmitted Absentee Voter Ballots…. I would not know how to explain to someone why we have these things in our house. I would not know how to even explain it to myself.

All I knew was that we were living, and every day was a new conquest — every day a new adventure.

I rationalized dumpster diving as a practical thing, but if I’m honest, it was never a practical thing. Not really. Not once did I climb into a dumpster and think, “I will harvest items to sell for a living today.” No. That’s not the spirit of it. That’s not the way it is at all. It’s an excuse to unlock some kind of primal creative instinct. It’s a video game in real time. It’s dangerous, ridiculous, and the art of delusional degenerates. In a society of values with which I have almost nothing in common, what most see as delusional, I see as the most obviously sensible thing. What they see as deviant, I see as genuine. What they see as meaningless, I see as radical. What they see as a numb, mute procedure of operational behavior, I see as a blank canvas for a creative medium, the creative medium of living. What they see as degenerate, I see as noble. What they see as trash, I see as living objects. What they see as trash, I see as resource unutilized. What they see as trash, I see as promise — the promise of freedom, the promise of infinite potential, the promise that whatever you need can be found, whatever you want can be made, whatever you have can be given. What they see as trash, I see as proof of immortality, that nothing dies except the part of it that dies in you, that nothing is beyond redemption, everything is just hidden beneath piles and piles of rank-smelling garbage and empty beer bottles, and no one is willing to climb in the dumpster, but if you did, if you had that faith, just once (because, according to the laws of dumpster diving, if you want to find Something, you will), and if you stop believing in meaning as prescribed by society and start creating meaning in accordance with your desires, if you stop believing there is ever such a thing as Trash, and start realizing that every living moment is the Object You Desire, and if you don’t feel content with your things, it is you that are Trash, not your Things … and that we don’t need a concept of Trash, we cannot sustain a concept of Trash, if we are to look around us and remember what it means to use and touch a thing for what it is and that alone.

Dumpsters aren’t gross, not really. Human bodies are gross. Nature is gross. We are part of nature, and our trash is just the cosmic compost of our modern industrial world. Plastic polymer stretch-proof bags of cellophane egg shells and orange peels and crumpled theses drenched in coffee stains are just the crumpled compost of human beings. They contain imprints of us. They are not profane. They are profound. These are not pits of our excess, these are archives of our culture. These are sacred tombs that testify to the fact we live and are alive, to the fact we are doing something, we used something, we loved something, we are something, whatever that is.

We exist in these object-imprints more than we exist in any real-world form. We exist in these collective capsules, these communal projects of mutual disposal, mutual value, bought, exchanged, and then abandoned, the things we relegate to trash bags. We are the things we put in trash bags. We etch meaning everywhere we go, with everything we touch. When we throw it in a trash bag, tie it up, and set it free, we are relinquishing claim to that piece of Identity-Ownership self and giving it back to the world, back to the collective system of bureaucracies we implicitly trust to pick it up every Monday morning and make it go away, to make those parts of ourselves we once owned be owned no more, all the pieces freed from restrictive ownership to coagulate back together in their new respective forms: in this one thing, we are ownerless, in this one thing, we are absolved, in this one thing, we are made free, from the tyranny of Self and Things.

Trash is art. Trash is real. Trash is without apology. Trash does not contrive itself to look and sell shiny or pretty, it is just trash, it sits shamelessly in the white bags marked NOTHING, the red-strings tying up the white bags which scream “NOTHING OF VALUE GOES HERE” and they sit there, these bags, content in their Trashfulness, content to be Nothing Of Value, content to Never Be Owned Again.

I want to be like trash. I am, in a word, human garbage. I am a garbage human being. I am content to writhe in dumpsters, more content than men in meadows under awnings of singing trees, I am content among the garbage. I am content, I am alive, within the collective kaleidoscope artifacts of humanity. I feel wonder, I feel childlike awe crawling up my spine, pressing its thumbprint on my forehead and my sternum like a pulse, like the defibrillator of God, innervating my innate curiosity long flat-lined by the asphyxiating monotony of Input and Output, System and Unsystem, Good and Evil, Two Weeks ’Til Paycheck, Please Dial Nine, Please Drink Responsibly, Sign Below The Dotted Line, the hereditary mortgage of adulthood, of impermanence, of culture as an industry, of ubiquitous art to the point of no meaning, to the stifling humidity of cerebral Law and Order which presupposes the necessity of sanity and simultaneously extinguishes any flicker of wonder or free will.

I want to be like those white bags marked Never To Be Owned Again. I want to be the things I find in dumpsters. I want to be Technically Nothing. I want to be Everyone’s. I want to be No One’s. I want to be free.

We cherish the blood, sweat, and tears, but we forget about the trash of humanity. And humanity is trash, this much I know. Nature is trash. Nature is filth. Nature is an art museum of shock, awe, sheer disgust, and wonder. Nature is something you throw in the garbage.

And for all of our ideas, for every crown jewel of our civilization and culture, humanity is still no more than just one collective dumpster. And you can act like it’s dirty forever and a day, but you know you want to dive in.

Modern Era Love

J. R. Emry

Love as a dying anachronism. The human replaced in all musterable vigour through that descension into the post-human. The post-human concerns itself not with the likes of love, but instead with its daily, if not hourly, orgies; love as cannibalism of the other, the mutilation of the self, and the destruction of the person as phenomena. “Eros demoted from god to buffoon” (Gallagher 207). Yet, indeed, Eros upheld as the maxim of love, so that none other love may remain at all.

The production of the post-human by the removal of the heart; the making of the individual. The person as defined by the relation to the other. The individual as that which is demarcated from the other is set distant from the person. Individualization, an act of despair by which the self is systematically destroyed in pursuit of living suicide, if not suicide proper. The radical individual as the willful un-person. The leveling of person to the individual by equal measures as the removal of the second story from a house; a reduction away from higher orders (Stern). A leveling proceeding from the basis that a person is systematically taught to recognize significance from demarcation and by their own humanity see the similarity of human nature in others — thus to see insignificance in the self. In insignificance — despair! The person demarcates away humanity for significance; the removal of the heart to be without a chest (Lewis). From human to post-human, ever greater individualization sought by the increasing of category and selection to the infinite. No longer content to man or woman, the boundaries artificially blurred and the content within rendered meaningless. The phenomena of personal death, that is spiritual death, as result of the love of self, wherein that love is hatred.

In making the self a void of the person, the newfound individual inflicts mutilation by means of the laceration on some, if not all, aspects of their being. The infliction on the heart immediate by degree of laceration by even mere thought. The infliction on the mind immediate by degree of laceration. The psyche escapes from nothing. The infliction of the body by laceration of the flesh taken at any subsequent time. The so-called “sex change” as the culmination of three kinds of lacerations; the unmaking and destruction of the body to make in accord with the unmaking and destruction of the mind for reason of furthering the unmaking and destruction of the heart. To make what isn’t of what is. To make what shouldn’t of what should. Love of the self, wherein that love is hatred, defined by cruelty brutality against the self.

The sexual revolution having already taken root by the onset of the digital age finds amplification and completion of the pornographization of all culture. That what the hippies of the 1960s called “Free Love,” that polymorphic perversity, the idea therein that authoritarianism is the result of sexual repression thus that the subjugation of all to the sexual act even at the most base as a means to an end and the end contained in itself. The sexual revolution aims for dissonance and the disassociation of sex from all reality; the breakdown of the human spirit by means of the divorce of the body and the brain, reducing all to mere calculators and copulaters.  Feminism as the end of the female; setting forth the corrupted male as the ideal for both sexes. Homosexualism as the end of the relation; setting forth the dehumanized object as the ideal for both sexes. Once an act of creation, intercourse is reduced to an onanism, stagnant and infertile. As the most basic act of creation, reproduction is eroded, by necessity all acts of creation replaced by the fruitless. No longer will order be brought forth out of chaos. All the arts become impotent pornographies; bombastic in their obscenities. “They castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful” (Lewis 26). The fundamental goal of art changed from beauty to revolution; the malicious revolution against all existence. The distinction between the post-human and the mass murderer only differentiated by passivity. The inversion of the object with the subject as means of moral inversion necessitated by the creation of the individual from the death of the person. The dead abhor the living and so act as cannibals. In this way, the observance of feminism is absolutely equivalent to self-depersonalization; the integration of the former into society as equivalent to the leveling of all in society to inhuman states.  In this way, the support of homosexualism is absolutely equivalent to the support of pedophilia; the acceptance of the former the acceptance of the latter. This as the love of the other, wherein that love is hatred, defined by cruelty and brutality.

The post-human seeks the destruction of the human in others and the self. This destruction claimed as an act of love all the while blurring the heart between the body and mind until it dissipates. The mind for the disconnect of the presence by distraction, by amusement, by fun as an end to itself. The body by means of the gratification of the passions at the instant. All made digital for the heart is analog. Here, beyond good and evil, civilization is known to be dead. All events are proceeded by prophecy, herein the physical death shall follow this spiritual death. “You may suddenly understand it all someday — but only when you yourselves hear “hand behind your back there!” and step ashore on our Archipelago” (Solzhenitsyn 518).

Bibliography

Gallagher, M. (1989). Enemies of Eros: How the Sexual Revolution is Killing Family, Marriage, and Sex and What We Can Do about It. Chicago, IL: Bonus Books.

Lewis, C. S. (2013). The Abolition of Man. Exciting Classics.

Solzhenitsyn, A. I. (1978). The Gulag Archipelago Three: Katorga; Exile; Stalin is No More V-VII. New York: Harper & Row.

Stern, K. (1985). The Flight from Woman. New York: Paragon House.

Christmas 7: Ring Out, Solstice Bells

Christopher Rush

Hello, friends.  Here we are again: another Christmas, another New Year.  For some of you, 2017 was rough, and for that I am sorry.  For some of you, 2017 was a smashing good time, and for that I am happy for you.  Ours was pretty good — can’t really complain about it, certainly not with all the natural disasters and social unrest and political turmoil that made life difficult for so many people this year.  My wife got her Master’s degree, we have made significant improvements to our house, our kids stayed fairly healthy, we tried throughout the year to intentionally make good memories as a family, and that will continue to be an intentional plan going into 2018.  I hope you can spend a significant amount of time in 2018 similarly doing enjoyable things with people you love (for God’s glory, of course).

I think I’ve mentioned in the past as I get older I tend to go through the years in patterns: springtime seems to be my main wargaming season; videogames tend to come in the summer and Christmas break, when I actually have time to stay up and play them without work responsibilities; summer is also the time I tend to read the things I want to read for the same reason; autumn seems to be the time I return to Genesis and Rush albums for no reason I can intuit; and Christmastime is also the time of year I remember how much I enjoy Jethro Tull.  I suspect that has become a yearly thing because for several years there my sister-in-law and her husband got me a new-to-me Jethro Tull album for Christmas, so the band began to have a Christmastime connection with me.

When you get to the back page of this issue, you’ll notice we are going to begin a new series of album analyses on Tull’s folk rock trilogy, beginning with Songs from the Wood, if the Lord tarries.  I don’t want to get ahead of ourselves here, but in case you are wondering what that has to do with Christmas, if it’s been some time since you’ve heard the album, the first side ends with the song of the title in this very article, “Ring Out, Solstice Bells,” a great song about the beginning of winter and the festivals and good spirits and celebrations of life that occur at this time.  And since I’m sort of running out of ideas for Christmas-themed articles here, well, that seemed about as good as any for a title and a transition into a new series and a new year.  I thought about using the George Harrison line “ring out the old, ring in the new” already discussed in this issue, but I didn’t want to seem that desperate.

For the last few Christmas issues, as you may recall, we have included some shopping tips for games, and while I hope you enjoyed our recent recipe recalls from several issues ago (our first ever reprints), I don’t really want to recap the same game recommendations here.  Aside from the fact a fair number of the games we have recommended in the last couple of years have gone out of print and thus are rather difficult and/or expensive to track down, I’m not really a fan of straight repetition for its own sake.  Instead, here is a smattering of games I have acquired recently, games I have either played a bit lately or am looking forward to getting to the table as soon as I can.  Feel free to also use this list as an updated buying guide.

I have wanted to get my hands on Eminent Domain for a couple of years now (not to sound greedy or anything).  It has a lot of things going for it that I enjoy: it’s a deckbuilding game, it’s got a space theme (and you know I’m a fan of that), it’s small, and thanks to the expansion, which I also picked up at the same time, it has a lot of setup variability and replay value because it has more content in the game than you will see on any given play, so each playing experience is different (so they say).  I’m not a huge fan of the publishing company, Tasty Minstrel Games, but more so for niggling frustrations I’ve had with them than deep-seated and painful heartaches or anything like that, so for me to be eager and willing enough to get their game myself (instead of putting it on a Christmas list, say), tells you how much I’m looking forward to playing this one.

When 2017 began, I had two basic gaming goals: get a copy of Great Western Trail and get a Vital Lacerda game, a Portuguese designer of very thinking-heavy games.  Halfway through the year, I finally got ahold of GWT for my birthday, which made it even more special.  My wife and I played it a couple of times, and I got to play it a few more times with different alumni during summer gaming days, so for many reasons this game has become a personal favorite.  Like Eminent Domain, Great Western Trail has a few different gaming mechanisms involved, but it makes it all work together very well.  Much of the game is deckbuilding, in which your deck of cards is the herd you are driving from your ranch to Kansas City.  Additionally, you can control regions of the trail by adding buildings and thus making the trail longer, potentially.  You can also hire workers to make your trail-driving team more effective in different ways, either in acquiring better cattle, transporting them further and more lucratively, or improving your ability to make the trail itself more ideal to you and more difficult for the other players.  Like many top-notch games of today, it has variety in set-up and a multitude of gaming paths toward victory, making each game a new, rewarding experience.

As you many recall, I’m not a fan of horror in any way.  Edgar Allan Poe is pretty much my literary limit, and only in small, rare doses.  True, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is my third-favorite movie of all time, but that’s not “real” horror, anyway.  Arkham Horror is based on the H.P. Lovecraft world of scariness, which I will likely never read, but now that it is public domain, every  second game that comes out has some sort of Cthulhu topping.  The games from Fantasy Flight Game, though, stand out positively.  I’ve played the board game version of Arkham Horror, and that was good, though, like most people, for time and space reasons (so to speak), it has been replaced by the wider Eldritch Horror.  I am interested in getting the dice game version of this world, Elder Sign (I had the chance to get it this past summer but let it slip by in favor of a more family-friendly game because I’m swell like that), even though it may be rather similar to the others in the series.  Arkham Horror The Card Game is a bit different from them in that it is a card game, in the sense you are a character doing the investigation of the dark forces trying to break into our world.  Eldritch Horror certainly has a lot of decks of cards, but it does not have the same feel, since none of those cards are “yours,” and that personal element in the card game generates a different feel in the game, which I enjoy.  It is also one of the newfangled “living card games,” which is secret code for “endless money hole.”  The base game pictured above gets you four investigators, a slew of cards (equipment, abilities, weaknesses), and three missions connected by a story.  After that, you can buy new stories, new expansions, all with new cards, ways to upgrade your character, different kinds of adventures, making the world/experience grow and continue … but, yes, you have to buy them.  But, you’ve got them, and then you can play them again and again, perhaps as different characters, even after the “secrets” of the stories are over.  It’s fine.

Remember a few moments ago when I said I wanted to get a Vital Lacerda game in 2017?  Quest: completed.  Thanks to the semi-annual sale at Noble Knight Games, and some gut-wrenching trade-ins I made days before it, I was able to get a brand new copy of The Gallerist, an intriguing game about making the best art gallery in town.  I haven’t been able to get it to the table yet, but I’m hoping my wife and I will find some time during the upcoming break to get it to the table and play.  I suspect she will win.  Though, getting it to the table may be a bit difficult, considering what is quickly becoming one of my favorite games of all-time…

Gloomhaven is a huge game: hundreds of components, dozens of characters, dozens of missions: you may think it’s your typical fantasy dungeon crawl, but it is much more than that.  It allows different paths of adventure, your characters have different life quests, different abilities, different battle goals, all of which add up to a sprawling, unique gaming adventure.  It takes a lot of table space, takes a decent amount of time to set up and take down, but once you get into this fun world, you will not want to take it down anyway.  It is a permanent campaign game with stickers and choices, but that all adds to the enjoyment of the experience.  It may be difficult to get for a while, since it was a Kickstarter game, but it should be out sometime in 2018, and it is worth it.  I’m really enjoying it; it will stay on my table for a long time to come.

Whew.  Another year has flown by.  On behalf of all of us here at Redeeming Pandora, especially Theodore Aloysius, the Polar Bear of Christmas, and Stringfellow Bartholomew, the Penguin of Presents, our special guest editors for this issue, we thank you for joining us on another wild ride.  Here’s hoping 2018 is a year of joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self-control, faith, hope, and love for you and yours!  See you next time, friends!

Too Soon: We Hardly Knew Ye

Christopher Rush

I understand how usually we want our Christmas-themed issues to be light and fluffy like meringue cookies, but in addition to celebrating good times and Jesus’ birthday, at the end of a year we customarily look back on the lows as well as the highs of the year, taking inventory of what we gained and what we lost.  Before we proceed further, I should pause and admit this article has nothing to do with actual people and nothing to do with the year 2017 and thus nothing to do with genuine loss or sorrow, so you can relax.  This article is about characters that left television shows sooner than I wanted them to, either for real-life reasons such as contract disputes or new producers’ fancies, fake-life reasons such as ratings or storylines, or who knows what — and for the most part I don’t know the reasons involved here, so I won’t speculate or spend time arguing (much).  I understand kairotically this issue is a bit touchy, so to speak, but if it helps, without contradicting the previous sentence, I’m pretty sure none of the characters left these shows because the actors/actresses were fired for treating other real human being inappropriately, so you can relax about that as well.  Now that we are all relaxed, let’s begin.

Mark Brendanawicz, Parks and Recreation

You know those people who tell you, “Parks and Recreation is really good, you just have to get through the first season — it gets much better in season two”?  Turns out, they are correct.  Parks and Recreation has about as abysmal a first season as a show can have, but almost immediately it gets much better in season two.  I’m not saying it’s one of the best of all-time: it’s not terribly “safe” all the time, it does like to flaunt quite a bit of censored moments in a few episodes, and a fair number of its characters behave in ways shall we say contrary to Judeo-Christian values.  Despite that, and perhaps much of that was “necessary” to get the show made in the early 21st century, it has a fair amount of what we can blandly and vaguely call “heart,” and usually by the end of each episode we are smiling and happy these group of characters are smiling and happy themselves, often because fairly decent morals have won out after all (despite what was intimated moments ago).

Many of you will then likely disagree with this entry, since this character exists only during the easily forgettable era of the show.  However, the character had good potential especially as the show started to stretch and realize its own potential away from filling in the hole.  Just like in Futurama, as the expanded universe started to grow and the occasional repeating guest characters brought the town of Pawnee to life, Mark Brendanawicz could have grown and performed different functions as well, given the chance.  I understand how his character was basically written into a corner having effectively burned all his bridges with Leslie and Ann, the two main female characters, but it could have been interesting to see how they all rebounded from rebounding off each other.  His last few scenes at the end of the second season are just painful, and his character deserved better.  He began as the solid, intelligent character upon which our main character, Leslie Knope, could safely reach her enthusiastic dreams for a better life for her town.  He should not have ended up as he did, never mentioned again during the final five seasons of the show, even if the actor, Paul Schneider, was happy to move on to better things in his own life.

Chano Amanguale, Barney Miller

Almost identically to Mark Brendanawicz, Chano Amanguale, played by Gregory Sierra, disappeared from the ol’ 1-2 (New York City Police Department Squad Room #12) at the end of the second season of Barney Miller with no warning or explanation.  At least he is mentioned a couple of times in the next few seasons and gets paid a brief tribute in the show’s finale (along with other former cast members).  Chano was a very interesting character in a show wholly driven by interesting characters.  While some may find the show’s intentional panoply of ethnic diversity (and the concomitant ethnic humor of the 1970s) somewhat dated, I find it hard to believe people even today would be offended by what the show does and how it does it.  And Chano Amanguale, as an intelligent Puerto Rican officer with skill, humor, and verve, brought some of the best moments to the show in its first two seasons.  Like the other roles in the show, Chano had more going for him than “he’s the Puerto Rican character.”  His bilinguality, for example, brought scenes and an authenticity to the interactions with New York City life in the early 1970s that was lacking after his character left (as great as the show was).

Chano also gave us some weight to the show that was, admittedly, picked up in smaller amounts by other characters and episodes here and there, especially by Ron Glass’s character Ron Harris, but he did it first, especially showing us the human emotional cost of being a police officer.  If you are familiar with the series, you are likely aware of the specific show to which I am referring, the final episode of season 1, “The Hero,” in which Chano has to shoot a bank robber and, though he saves lives, feels guilt and sorrow for taking another life.  Aside from this depth, he also provided an enthusiastic personality not really replaced after his departure.  Don’t get me wrong, the show was great without him but not because of the loss of his character.  It may have been another case of the actor wanting to branch out and avoid becoming stuck in an admittedly intentional ethnic rut, but the show was not the same without him, and considering how impressively fresh the entire show is despite having virtually one set location for its entire run, Chano’s character could have brought something engaging for at least a few more seasons.

Dr. Zack Addy, Bones

For a show that impressively managed to mismanage virtually everything about itself, one of its most impressive mismanagements was the character Zack Addy, portrayed by Eric Millegan.  Depending on much you like that show, you could have chosen from several characters that just disappeared or were fired or got killed.  For no particular reason other than my whims and fancies at the time of this list compilation, I tried to avoid characters that got killed off by a show, which thus excluded pretty much everyone from Lost or NCIS or Battlestar Galactica.  I will admit here I have not finished off Bones — we stopped subscribing to cable somewhere around season eight or nine, so I haven’t seen the last few seasons.  I use the “stopped getting cable” excuse instead of the more accurate “they had run out of ideas for their characters and were just doing stupid things” (such as the totally original “Bones is on the run from a murder charge she didn’t commit” plotline) to try to be nice if you really like the show.  As I said, the show could go down for me as one of the great disappointments because it started off with so much and did so little with it.  Perhaps the last few seasons got back on track, and some day I’d like to find out for myself, but for the sake of this segment, I thought I’d be honest.

Zack was a young, brilliant doctor person with very limited social skills.  In a show populated mostly by nonstop talkers, his taciturnity was often quite welcome.  Many of the characters early on represented different abstract values: Booth was Justice (with a disappointingly insincere patina of Catholicism), Bones was Scientific Fact/Rationality, Angela was Heart/Compassion (right?), Hodgins was … I dunno, Proletariat Morality or something, except for the fact he was secretly wealthy, and Zack was Logic — cold, calculating, unemotional logic, sort of like how young Spock must have been when his mother wasn’t around.  And this logic led him to very bizarre places, especially at the end of his character tenure.

Zack leaves when he has reached a new plateau of both self-understanding and adherence to ratiocination, which is a horrible place for his character to stop.  Finally he starts to feel and engage with human beings as human beings and not just bits of datum, and even worse he departs when most of the rest of the characters think he is guilty of some heinous act when he is, plot twist, innocent.  And while we can be somewhat grateful this is finally resolved in the series finale almost a decade later (so I hear), taking a character to a whole new place and just dumping him, especially while leaving the other characters erroneously hurt by/angry with him, is a rotten thing to do for the character and the audience that has journeyed with him.

Walt, Lost

(I did say “pretty much everyone” from Lost.)  We kid Lost for doing about a dozen or so times exactly what Bones did with Zack, though usually much more fatally: whenever a character comes to some important life-changing decision or realization, about four seconds later that character is killed off.  Fine.  If you’ll allow the expression, we can live with that.  I’ve gone on record before (and I’m not trying to be one of those “go read everything else I’ve written” authors here) as saying Lost is a good show and its ending is fully in-line with what the show was about from its beginning, even with the multitude of plot holes, character-arc abandonments, nonsensical explanations or lack thereof, and the total package that was the entertaining rollercoaster ride called Lost, driven much more by the creativity and skills of Cuse and Lindelof than Abrams.  I felt the show did a fine job drawing its main storylines to satisfactory conclusions, for the most part, and while we could all come up with a separate list of a dozen characters who left the show too soon because they were killed off (which would be most of the cast), I arbitrarily tried to stay away from such cases.

Walt, however, is another situation entirely.  I have no sympathy for show creators who put children into their programs, first of all.  Let’s face it: Opie was sweet and swell and Ron Howard is great, but the Opie-centric episodes of The Andy Griffith Show are among the worst of the series.  The early “Nog + Jake getting in trouble” episodes of DS9, likewise.  The shows that are mainly family shows because of the kids (Leave it to Beaver, The Brady Bunch, etc.) don’t really count here, since that is their whole schtick: the kids try and fail and try and succeed and we all laugh and cry and laugh again as they grow and learn to laugh at love … again, or whatever.  The Cosby Show avoided this for the most part, though there are a couple episodes here and there that suffer from this (like Rudy and Vanessa locked in the basement).  But by this point in the history of television, Lost and its creators should have known Malcolm David Kelley was going to reach puberty and grow quickly as a human being before his character had time to grow and develop.  They should have known that.  And if you are going to create a show that covers only a few months of “show time” though it takes years of “real time” to make, you should be prepared for that eventuality from the get-go.

Walt was special, they told us.  Mysterious and wondrous things happened around him, possibly because of him.  He had some keen preternatural connection to the island.  For all we know, he may have been the reason they crashed on the island in the first place.  But we will never really know, will we?  In a show that literally was about time travel, they couldn’t have found some excuse to say something to the effect of “Walt stepped into the quantum accelerator and suddenly older, taller Walt stepped out”?  We should have been told why Walt was special.  I don’t need an explicit explication of why the island breeds infertility (which, I suppose is a redundant and contradictory sentence).  I don’t need to know what was the deal with Libby and her boat and this and that.  Sure, it would be nice, but Walt was special!  He altered reality.  His story and character deserved much better treatment.

Murphy Michaels and Bernice Foxe, Remington Steele

I’m not implying I don’t like Doris Roberts or her character Mildred Krebs — she is great, of course — but Remington Steele lured us in with an intriguing conflict that had no meaningful resolution.  Remington Stele began with a fantastic ’80s-only premise: a plucky detective agency is making its mark in the misogynistic world thanks to the masculine manly man Remington Steele being in charge … except he doesn’t exist and the real brains behind the enterprise is Laura Holt, a feminine lady woman person, who actually has brains as well as beauty, a concept not everyone in the 1980s (or 2010s) understood.  Laura Holt has some assistants: Murphy Michaels played by James Read and Bernice Foxe played by Janet DeMay.  Murphy is another licensed private investigator and is a fairly smart cookie in his own right, not just the muscle for Laura.  Bernice is a disappointingly typical ’80s secretary, and, frankly, I’m sort of tossing her in for appearances, thus undercutting the enlightened-sounding nature of recent sentences.  Mainly, this entry is about Murphy Michaels.

The aforementioned “intriguing conflict” at the onset of the series comes from the appearance of the breathtaking Pierce Brosnan, who immediately announces to the world he is the real Remington Steele, surprising everyone who works at the Remington Steele Detective Agency, especially Laura and Murphy, who both know Laura made him up (Bernice does not know this, which adds some humorous moments during the first season, but the loss of her character is not much of a loss overall, sad to say).

Pierce’s character is mysterious and possibly felonious.  Murphy, of course, mistrusts him from the beginning.  So does Laura, but she also finds him difficult to resist (as we all do, frankly, and still to this day), a conflict that is allowed to expand and contract and expand again over the next few seasons.  Sadly, we only get the intriguing conflict of Murphy vs. “Remington” for the first season, after which Murphy and Bernice are replaced by Mildred Krebs.  True, this simplifies the show and allows it to grow in new directions, but I still would have liked to have seen an actual resolution to the Murphy vs. Remington arc, as well as more interesting things for James Read during his time as Murphy Michaels, especially since he is supposed to be good at his job — he should not always be topped by the amateur.  I’m not suggesting a prequel, although that notion now that I think of it is mildly intriguing.  Nor am I suggesting in this instance the show could have been better had Murphy stayed around longer.  One season, had it been handled better and more intentionally, could have sufficed for an engaging and complete story for Murphy Michaels both in relation to Remington Steele and in his own right.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake and Dr. Trapper John McIntyre, M*A*S*H

Moments ago I mentioned I tried not to pick characters that got killed off, which is why I didn’t pick Tasha Yar from Star Trek: The Next Generation (which was as nonsensical a decision as an actor could make, leaving a show midway in its first season — at least Christopher Eccleston sticks out the whole season) or Jadzia Dax from Deep Space Nine (though, why she couldn’t have stayed for one more season is beyond me), or anyone from Farscape or NCIS or 24 or other shows that solve their problems by killing off characters (not that Farscape did that).  Similarly, it would have been wistfully childish or childishly wistful to include characters that leave a show because the actor who portrays that role dies in real life, such as Bill McNeal from Newsradio or Coach from Cheers or Nick Yemana from Barney Miller or even Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street.  Sure, it would have been nice if they had lived, but more so that their families could have them around than more episodes of fake television.  (I still feel bad my first reaction in late 2016 when hearing of the passing of Carrie Fisher was, “oh no, what about Episode 9?”)

Even so, you may think I am now cheating my own arbitrary selection standards by picking Henry Blake from M*A*S*H.  However, if you take the whole M*A*S*H experience together (by which I mean the book series, including those not by Richard Hooker or whatever his real name was), sprinkle in a possibly-canonical moment from The Carol Burnett Show, and you come to know Henry Blake was not killed after all.  This still does not lessen the impact of his final episode in the series for me, and I still will only watch it when we do whole-series run-throughs every few years.  Most of you will disagree with me, and that’s fine.

The point remains: Henry should have stuck around longer.  Again, that does not mean I don’t like Col. Potter or think Henry is “better” than Col. Potter.  Similarly, I’m not saying Trapper is “better” than B.J.  M*A*S*H did a fantastic job replacing characters with almost exact opposite personalities, which was brilliant for the life of the show and the wellbeing of the fans and their affections.  Admittedly, part of the reason I like Henry and Trapper is because I like the comedic nature of their era so much.  Most of my favorite M*A*S*H episodes come from their era because they are so funny, and still so after countless watchings.  That’s not a knock against the Potter/Hunnicutt/Winchester era — I am still impressed by what they did during the more dramatic tenor in the latter seasons, especially as the creative team intentionally did episodes similar in plotlines to early series episodes but instead of dealing with the ideas comically, they dealt with them seriously, focusing on more realistic implications and consequences.  That is great, and though I don’t dwell as much in seasons seven through eleven as I do one through six, I still enjoy those episodes.  Still and all, though, the early comedic era is what I prefer.

This is not to say my fondness for Henry and Trapper is solely dependent upon the tenor of their tenure: quite the contrary, in fact.  I think the best moments Henry has, for example, are those rare opportunities when McLean Stevenson gets to play him seriously and intelligently, such as when Henry tells Hawkeye the two rules he knows in “Sometimes You Hear the Bullet” or the strong leadership he exhibits briefly in scattered moments such as “Divided We Stand” and “O.R.” and “Aid Station.”  “Life with Father” is an almost-perfect Henry episode except for his brief outburst after his phone call to his wife.  Many of his best moments are in season three, indeed, and sadly, just as his character was finally getting some growth and development, he’s gone.

Similar is Trapper John McIntyre.  His best moments are in season three, and just when we are starting to see him get some much-deserved life and screen time, he’s gone.  Trapper shines in episodes such as “Kim,” “Check-up,” “Bulletin Board,” and “Radar’s Report.”  (Couple of season two episodes, come to think of it — why didn’t they build on that?)  I can understand why Wayne Rogers and McLean Stevenson would want to leave, especially Wayne Rogers: if you are promised you are going to co-star in a show about two main doctors and suddenly you are not just second fiddle but oftentimes more the page turner, and if you can make a lot more money as a financial investment expert without having to act in the difficult conditions on set during the making of the series, yeah, I would probably do what he did as well.  And I can empathize with McLean Stevenson also: if my character was not getting the chance to grow and behave intelligently enough, and I had the opportunity to move from third fiddle to star of my own show, I’d probably consider taking off for potentially greener pastures just as he did.

However, as a fan of the show, and a fan of those characters, I wish they had either stuck around longer to give us more episodes building upon their growth and development as rounded personalities, or at least gotten some better scenes.  At least Trapper could have had some more of the funny lines instead of Hawkeye all the time.   Though, if you ask me which episodes I’d change, I couldn’t really name them offhand.  I’d have to assess that on an episode-by-episode basis, which I will do for my forthcoming M*A*S*H book.

Speaking of which, as a bit of a related aside, I have often thought how different the show would have been had the main group of nurses featured throughout the first season stayed at the camp.  I understand there’s an element of realism in their departure, since M*A*S*H units tended to have much faster personnel turnover rates than the fictional 4077th did, and from a similar “hungry for fame” reason I can understand why Marcia Strassman would want to branch out.  And as above, I do not mean to imply I don’t like Bigelow or Kellye or Gage or Sheila or Baker or Jo Ann or Wilson — certainly not.  I have already intimated I really enjoy series that keep their extended universe of characters around and let them grow and thrive along with the main cast.  And while Hawkeye and the producers basically cut all ties with the first season nursing staff in “Ceasefire,” imagine how different the show would have been had Ginger, Nancy, Margie Cutler, Barbara, Dish, and Leslie stuck around for a while, preferably adding in the other nurses as well, possibly alternating episodes as different shifts much like the doctors did.  Again, I understand how that would have fundamentally changed the show, and I can’t really point to a lot of episodes specifically and declare “this would have been better with this group of nurses instead” … except for one.  As great as “The Nurses” is, had it been nurses we already knew, perhaps building that tension up over the season, man, that could have been even better — and you wouldn’t have needed to change one of Margaret’s great lines.  But I digress.  I’ll put it in my book.  This was supposed to be about Henry and Trapper.

The real heartbreak for me about Trapper and Henry, beyond the eternal wistful desire for more/better episodes for them, is the fact the show actually did this kind of character development from the beginning for Col. Potter and B.J.  With the notable exception of the episode “Hawkeye” (and discrete others, to be sure), season four to the end significantly backed away from Hawkeye’s character as the main character and allowed others to dominate episodes.  Sure, a good deal of this was Alan Alda doing more behind-the-scenes work, but if he was going to do that anyway, why couldn’t it have happened while enabling Henry and Trapper to grow?  Ah, well.  Again, I’m glad it happened so Col. Potter and B.J. could grow and thrive, truly I am.  I just think Henry and Trapper left the show too soon.

C’est la tee-vee.

I’m sure you have a drastically different list of characters and shows from which their departures were too soon.  I would have also appreciated Farrah Forke sticking around Wings longer, for example, or Thomas Hayden Church for that matter.  Or Monk’s first-season theme song.  I’d be glad to hear from you about other characters in other shows that may have benefitted from more episodes or at least better utilization of them while they were around.  That was basically Khandi Alexander’s reason for leaving Newsradio (as well as her character’s reason for leaving), and it’s difficult to disagree with her.  I did not include her here because I thought we had a good run with her character anyway, though I would not have minded more Catherine Duke around station WNYX.  Tell me some others, preferably from shows I’ve never seen — as difficult as it is to believe, I haven’t seen them all.

At this point, my idea for the next entry in this series is a bit of a twist, something like “not a moment too soon: characters that should have left earlier,” if I can find some way of doing it without sounding mean-spirited.  While that sounds like a total break from what the series is about, it’s my series and I can do what I want with it.  Not to sound mean-spirited.  Just let me grow and develop, unlike the characters discussed above.

The Unbeliever and the Christians

Albert Camus

Below is as complete a version as I could find of the fragmentary address by Camus to the Dominicans mentioned in the previous article as a “must-read” for Christians in the middle of the last century.  If it was so then, surely it must be even more so now.

Inasmuch as you have been so kind as to invite a man who does not share your convictions to come and answer the very general question that you are raising in these conversations, before telling you what I think unbelievers expect of Christians, I should like first to acknowledge your intellectual generosity by stating a few principles.

First, there is a lay pharisaism in which I shall strive not to indulge. To me a lay Pharisee is the person who pretends to believe that Christianity is an easy thing and asks of the Christian, on the basis of an external view of Christianity, more than he asks of himself. I believe indeed that the Christian has many obligations but that it is not up to the man who rejects them himself to recall their existence to anyone who has already accepted them. If there is anyone who can ask anything of the Christian, it is the Christian himself. The conclusion is that if I allowed myself at the end of this statement to demand of you certain duties, these could only be duties that it is essential to ask of any man today, whether he is or is not a Christian.

Secondly, I wish to declare also that, not feeling that I possess any absolute truth or message, I shall never start from the supposition that Christian truth is illusory, but merely from the fact that I could not accept it. As an illustration of this position, I am willing to confess this: Three years ago a controversy made me argue against one among you, and not the least formidable. The fever of those years, the painful memory of two or three friends assassinated had given me the courage to do so. Yet I can assure you that, despite some excessive expressions on the part of François Mauriac, I have not ceased meditating on what he said. At the end of this reflection — and in this way I give you my opinion as to the usefulness of the dialogue between believer and unbeliever — I have come to admit to myself, and now to admit publicly here, that for the fundamentals and on the precise point of our controversy François Mauriac got the better of me.

Having said that, it will be easier for me to state my third and last principle. It is simple and obvious. I shall not try to change anything that I think or anything that you think (insofar as I can judge of it) in order to reach a reconciliation that would be agreeable to all. On the contrary, what I feel like telling you today is that the world needs real dialogue, that falsehood is just as much the opposite of dialogue as silence, and that the only possible dialogue is the kind between people who remain what they are and speak their minds. This is tantamount to saying that the world of today needs Christians who remain Christians. The other day at the Sorbonne, speaking to a Marxist lecturer, a Catholic priest said in public that he too was anticlerical. Well, I don’t like priests that are anticlerical any more than philosophies that are ashamed of themselves. Hence I shall not, as far as I am concerned, try to pass myself off as a Christian in your presence. I share with you the same revulsion from evil. But I do not share your hope, and I continue to struggle against this universe in which children suffer and die.

And why shouldn’t I say here what I have written elsewhere? For a long time during those frightful years I waited for a great voice to speak up in Rome. I, an unbeliever? Precisely. For I knew that the spirit would be lost if it did not utter a cry of condemnation when faced with force. It seems that that voice did speak up. But I assure you that millions of men like me did not hear it and that at that time believers and unbelievers alike shared a solitude that continued to spread as the days went by and the executioners multiplied.

It has been explained to me since that the condemnation was indeed voiced. But that it was in the style of the encyclicals, which is not at all clear. The condemnation was voiced and it was not understood! Who could fail to feel where the true condemnation lies in this case and to see that this example by itself gives part of the reply, perhaps the whole reply, that you ask of me. What the world expects of Christians is that Christians should speak out, loud and clear, and that they should voice their condemnation in such a way that never a doubt, never the slightest doubt, could rise in the heart of the simplest man. That they should get away from abstraction and confront the blood-stained face history has taken on today. The grouping we need is a grouping of men resolved to speak out clearly and to pay up personally. When a Spanish bishop blesses political executions, he ceases to be a bishop or a Christian or even a man; he is a dog just like one who, backed by an ideology, orders that execution without doing the dirty work himself. We are still waiting, and I am waiting, for a grouping of all those who refuse to be dogs and are resolved to pay the price that must be paid so that man can be something more than a dog.

And now, what can Christians do for us?

To begin with, give up the empty quarrels, the first of which is the quarrel about pessimism. I believe, for instance, that M. Gabriel Marcel would be well advised to leave alone certain forms of thought that fascinate him and lead him astray. M. Marcel cannot call himself a democrat and at the same time ask for a prohibition of Sartre’s play. This is a position that is tiresome for everyone. What M. Marcel wants is to defend absolute values, such as modesty and man’s divine truth, when the things that should be defended are the few provisional values that will allow M. Marcel to continue fighting someday, and comfortably, for those absolute values.…

By what right could a Christian or Marxist accuse me, for example, of pessimism? I was not the one to invent the misery of the human being or the terrifying formulas of divine malediction. I was not the one to shout Nemo bonus or the damnation of unbaptized children. I was not the one who said that man was incapable of saving himself by his own means and that in the depths of his degradation his only hope was in the grace of God. And as for the famous Marxist optimism! No one has carried distrust of man further, and ultimately the economic fatalities of this universe seem more terrible than divine whims.

Christians and Communists will tell me that their optimism is based on a longer range, that it is superior to all the rest, and that God or history, according to the individual, is the satisfying end-product of their dialectic. I can indulge in the same reasoning. If Christianity is pessimistic as to man, it is optimistic as to human destiny. Well, I can say that, pessimistic as to human destiny, I am optimistic as to man. And not in the name of a humanism that always seemed to me to fall short, but in the name of an ignorance that tries to negate nothing.

This means that the words “pessimism” and “optimism” need to be clearly defined and that, until we can do so, we must pay attention to what unites us rather that to what separates us.

That, I believe, is all I had to say. We are faced with evil. And, as for me, I feel rather as Augustine did before becoming a Christian when he said: “I tried to find the source of evil and I got nowhere.” But it is also true that I, and a few others, know what must be done, if not to reduce evil, at least not to add to it. Perhaps we cannot prevent this world from being a world in which children are tortured. But we can reduce the number of tortured children. And if you don’t help us, who else in the world can help us do this?

Between the forces of terror and the forces of dialogue, a great unequal battle has begun. I have nothing but reasonable illusions as to the outcome of that battle. But I believe it must be fought, and I know that certain men at least have resolved to do so. I merely fear that they will occasionally feel somewhat alone, that they are in fact alone, and that after an interval of two thousand years we may see a sacrifice of Socrates repeated several times. The program for the future is either a permanent dialogue or the solemn and significant putting to death of any who have experienced dialogue. After having contributed my reply, the question that I ask Christians is this: “Will Socrates still be alone and is there nothing in him and in your doctrine that urges you to join us?”

It may be, I am well aware, that Christianity will answer negatively. Oh, not by your mouths, I am convinced. But it may be, and this is even more probable, that Christianity will insist on maintaining a compromise or else on giving its condemnations the obscure form of the encyclical. Possibly it will insist on losing once and for all the virtue of revolt and indignation that belonged to it long ago. In that case Christians will live and Christianity will die. In that case the others will in fact pay for the sacrifice. In any case such a future is not within my province to decide, despite all the hope and anguish it awakens in me. And what I know — which sometimes creates a deep longing in me — is that if Christians made up their minds to it, millions of voices — millions, I say — throughout the world would be added to the appeal of a handful of isolated individuals who, without any sort of affiliation, today intercede almost everywhere and ceaselessly for children and for men.

The Christian, the Saint, and the Rebel: Albert Camus

William Hamilton

This essay was published in a mid-’60s collection entitled Forms of Extremity in the Modern Novel, a bizarre little assembly of four essays of what passed as religious literary criticism in an age heavily influenced by Existentialism (if memory serves all of them quote Tillich as an authoritative and trustworthy voice).  The mid-century poohbah of religious literary criticism, Nathan A. Scott, Jr., served as the general editor and, naturally, wrote the first essay on Franz Kafka, which is mostly plot summaries.  His name is also featured throughout the “for further reading” section at the close of the book, surprising no one.  The second “essay,” by John Killinger (I haven’t heard of him, either), is a painful affair in which Mr. Killinger drenches Ernest Hemingway with unbridled adoration, exhorting us not to view Hemingway in terms of Biblical morality but in terms of his zeal for life, which excuses everything he ever said and did.  (For example, we are to honor Hemingway for taking his own life since he copied what his own father did in a kind of liturgical ritual of homage — yeah, as literary criticism goes, it was pretty awful.)  The final essay is an intriguing look at Graham Greene’s coarse Christianity, a gritty “real life” Christianity fit for the difficulties of the time when Christianity was considered a “safe yet irrelevant” idea.  The author, Raymond Chapman, does not quite make Greene sound like he speaks to us today (as we are in a drastically different cultural situation from 1965 in some ways, though strangely similar in others), but he did somehow make me more interested in reading Greene, which I didn’t think was possible.

The essay at hand was the best of the four, despite Mr. Hamilton’s pervasive apology for not writing actual literary criticism: it is rather an intellectual survey of ideas Camus wrestled with and how Christians should take a more meaningful engagement with them.  I haven’t read too much Camus either, and while this monograph does not necessarily make Camus jump to the top of my to-read list, Mr. Hamilton does offer some intriguing ideas on how Christians should and should not engage with the human world around us.  Tell me what you think.

Christians writing about literature have often been justly accused of offering moral homilies instead of authentic criticism.  Moral homilies are in disrepute among some Christians, but this is too bad, because we really are very confused morally, and need all the good homilies we can get.

This is by way of confessing that I am setting out deliberately to offer a moral homily based on some of the writing of Albert Camus, and underplaying, virtually ignoring, the usual functions of literary criticism.  This procedure may, in a curious sense, be faithful to Camus’ intent, for some have claimed — Sartre is one — that Camus’ fiction doesn’t really belong in the category of the novel at all, but rather stands in the tradition of the Voltairean moral tale.

I am further limiting myself by making use of a portion of Camus’ total work: my main interest will be in the novel The Plague (1947).  I shall also call upon some material from the “philosophical” work that serves as an interpretation of The PlagueThe Rebel (1951), and also from that moving and fragmentary address to some Dominican monks that appeared posthumously in Resistance, Rebellions, and Death under the title “The Unbeliever and Christians” (1948).

I do not wish to overstress the arbitrary character of my choice of material.  This material is, I am persuaded, the center of Camus’ work and stands as his most typical and in some ways most influential writing.  Concentration on this limited area means I will make no attempt to present Camus’ literary and moral development as a continuous story with a plot.  We perhaps need only recall that his earliest writing is influenced by the physical climate of his native North Africa and contains moving words of praise of nature’s healing power.  Camus breaks into European fame with his first novel, The Stranger, which led him to be loosely identified with the postwar existentialist movement.  The nonfiction book of essays from the same period that is useful in interpreting The Stranger is The Myth of Sisyphus.  It is a study of suicide and the meaning of absurdist existence.  The plays Caligula and The Misunderstanding belong in this period as well.

The next period is that with which I am here concerned, the period of The Plague, The Rebel, and the play The State of Siege.  Rebellion has replaced absurdity as the central ethical term, and Camus is well beyond his existentialist mood.  He tries to face candidly some of the baffling ethical problems of the postwar world.  It is this Camus that a whole generation of young men and women since the war has studied with care, and it is this morally sensitive Camus, rather than the novelist, surely, who was given the Nobel Prize in 1957.  His accidental death deprived us, to be sure, of an interesting stylistic experimenter, a good novelist, but not a great one.  But his death deprived us, unquestionably, of a lucid moral voice, a kind of conscience for many of us who had lost or forgotten what consciences we once had.

The postwar American reader, then, read Camus, and still reads him, for largely nonliterary reasons.  He reads him not so much for pleasure or delight, but for guidance.  The classical guides of family, church, and school have for the most part dwindled into vacuousness, and we must catch our moral guides on the run.  If a novelist happens to serve us, so be it; we will not be put off by the litterateurs who frown at our shamelessly American and moralistic use of literature.  For in our country today, it still is blessedly the case that not everyone wants to grow up voting for nice candidates, reading Time and discussing its improbable contents with friends at parties, throwing up in the morning before going to the office as the psychic price of being paid well for useless work.  The Plague by Camus has been, can be, and should be used to illuminate this fissure in the gray flannel curtain.

I am choosing this particular Camus material for some brief comment because in it he tells us most exactly what kinds of choices are possible for us in the kind of world we have stumbled into.  The Plague is a novel about the interaction between three types of life, three models: the Christian, the saint, and the rebel.  The author is least involved, interested, and accurate in his portrait of the Christian; he most identifies with the rebel, but there is a deep affection that he cannot help showing for the figure of the saint.  I wish to look at his portrait of the three characters, which are also portraits of three ways of life.

In The Plague, bubonic plagues has broken out in the North African town of Oran.  We can study what Camus takes to be the Christian response to this crisis in the first sermon of Father Paneloux, the learned Jesuit priest.  The sermon is a reasonably accurate portrayal of the orthodox Christian attitude to suffering and evil, with a strong overtone of the Deuteronomic view.  The plague is God’s deliberate judgment on the people, the priest declares, a judgment they have fully deserved because of their sin.

Dr. Rieux, the novel’s narrator and Camus’ spokesman for the virtues of rebellion, comments after the sermon that he does not take Paneloux’s remarks too seriously, as Christians are usually better than their words.  As the plague progresses, the priest comes to take a more active part in the fight against it, and he clearly moves to a practical understanding of the meaning of suffering at variance with his conventional sermon.

The crisis for the priest comes as he and Dr. Rieux witness together the death of a small child.  The agnostic doctor, in his weariness, blurts out that the child was innocent and could not be taken as a sinner being punished by God through the plague.  The priest is somewhat taken aback by the doctor’s head-on theological attack, and suggests that perhaps men should love what they cannot understand.  The doctor refuses this piety, declaring that he will never love a scheme in which children die horrible and premature deaths.  Again the priest attempts to Christianize Rieux’s rebellion, saying that as a doctor he is really working for man’s salvation.  But again Rieux refuses the priest’s importunity.  No, he says, man’s health is my goal; salvation is a big word I have never understood.

The two part amicably, but the author has clearly given the exhausted doctor the better of the exchange.  The priest has been directly attacked, even if graciously and gently, for his answer to the problem of suffering.

Rieux hates Paneloux’s assurance that the plague is God’s judgment.  In a later sermon, the priest has clearly been deeply influenced by his experience with the plague and especially by his encounter with Rieux.  The second sermon proposes, both in its tentative style and in content, a quite different solution to the problem of suffering from the early confident and conventional one.  This new solution is partly agnostic in tone; there are many things we know, and there are some things we do not know.  The suffering of sinners we can understand, but the suffering of children we cannot.  But, Paneloux says, do we give up our faith just because there are some hard parts to it?  The love of God is a hard love, and it requires utter surrender, all or nothing.  If we have no answer to the special problem of the child’s suffering, we can stand, the priest concludes, with our backs to the wall, disclaiming easy answers, and point to the suffering of the man on the cross.  Instead of an answer, which the frst sermon had offered, the priest now refuses to solve the problem and asks for submission to the mysterious will of God, whose ways are past finding out.

Father Paneloux is a rather wooden character in the novel, and his Christianity, both in the unsatisfactory first sermon, and in the more convincing second one, is a rather still affair.  Camus is really offended by it, even in its revised form.  The author’s relation to Christianity, dramatically worked out in the scene between Rieux and Paneloux, is spelled out in a most interesting way in the fragments from the address to the Dominicans I have already referred to.

Camus stands before the monks as an unbeliever and as a rebel.  But, he tells them, he does not accuse Christianity of falsehood or illusion; he simply states that he cannot accept it.  What he seems offended by is the unwillingness of Christians to enter into dialogue with unbelief.  It is not that they are wrong, apparently, but that they are timid and dishonest.  “What the world expects of Christians,” Camus says, “is that Christians should speak out, loud and clear” so that no one can possibly doubt that they are willing to take a stand, to pay up, and if necessary to get hurt.  Behind this indictment is, of course, the fact of the papal agreements with Nazism and Fascism in the earlier days of this century.

Combining these actual words of Camus with the protest of Dr. Rieux against Father Paneloux, we come up with a two-part indictment of the rebel against the Christian.  First, the Christian is accused, because of laziness or fear, of keeping silence on the momentous issues of justice and freedom.  Second, if he is not afraid, he is accused of explaining evil away, by positing some eternal harmony, and thus taking away the need to overcome present injustice.  Camus did a thesis on St. Augustine when at the university, and often refers to that other North African’s frustration in being unable to find the source of evil.  Camus admits that the source or explanation of evil cannot be found, and he very nearly says it ought not even be sought, for even the search preempts the actual mitigation of evil in the real world.  This is nicely put by Dr. Rieux when he remarks that he would rather cure than know, as if the search for understanding took away somehow the desire to cure.  This points to a deep irrationalist streak in Camus; it is perhaps Algerian rather than French.

He concludes his remarks to the Dominicans: we may not know how to explain evil, but we know what to do.  Perhaps we cannot so remake the world that children will never again be tortured, he says, but “we can reduce the number of tortured children.”  If Christians, he concludes rather bleakly, lose the virtues of rebellion and indignation that have in better times marked them, then, he says, Christians will live but authentic Christianity will die.  What does he want of the Christian?  Not a clearer intellectual strategy, but a sustained and powerful voice, interceding, along with others, for children and for men.

Camus’ view of Christianity is radically ethical, and Christian health is identified with speaking out, breaking silence, entering into the critical issues of the day on the side of the oppressed.  In securer times, we might charge him with a too narrow, not theological enough, understanding of Christianity, but today I think we probably should allow him his attack.  In the encounter between the Christian and the rebel, Camus raises two issues, or, more exactly, three: one, the problem of a just solution to the problem of suffering (the difference between the first and the second sermon of Father Paneloux); two, the silence of the church in the face of evil (the accusation in the 1948 speech); and three, the relation between one and two: if you explain evil successfully, won’t you give up the fight against it?  Here is a sophisticated, and by no means settled, indictment against Christianity.  Will not the Christian have to move much closer to the world of the rebel before any satisfactory answer can be given to any of these three issues?  Can a Christian movement toward the world of rebellion be justified, tolerated, even imagined?

In the novel, the foil to Dr. Rieux who really interests Camus is not Father Paneloux at all, but the curious, shadowy, and appealing figure of Tarrou, who works with the doctor in organizing the campaign to control the plague.  Tarrou does in fact represent Camus’ way of dealing with the religious problem.  He is the man who is not content merely with fighting, curing, rebelling.  He is more than the rebel who affirms his solidarity with the earth, and with the defeated.  What that “more” is, however, and just how the vision of Tarrou differs from that of Rieux, the author has not made wholly clear.

We can see what Camus wanted to do.  In The Rebel, we recall his approving citation of the famous cry of Van Gogh, that though he can do without God, he cannot do without something that is greater than he is, which he calls “the power to create.”  As we carefully read Rieux’s meditations after Tarrou’s death it becomes clear that when Tarrou describes himself as a saint without God, Camus does intend to assign to Tarrou something that goes beyond the world of the rebel.  The rebel is the man who is content with earth and human love.  Tarrou and the saints without God have aspired somehow beyond the rebel’s goal, but — having refused a conventional religious or mystical interpretation of that “somehow” — Tarrou doesn’t really shape up as radically different morally from Rieux himself.  After Tarrou’s death, Rieux meditates, and note the deliberate imprecision of the language: “But for those others who aspired beyond and above the human individual toward something they could not even imagine, there had been no answer.”  Camus’ saints are not fixed on God; the admirable fools like Paneloux cover that field quite adequately.  The secular saints like Tarrou, it is clear, know even less peace at the end of their lives than do those who have opted for human life and love.

So, it seems, the saint is the man who walks the way of the rebel, and a little bit more.  He is perhaps slightly more interested in understanding, in comprehension.  (“Comprehension” is the word Tarrou mysteriously used once to describe his moral code.)  But Tarrou’s search for understanding is not rejected by Rieux, as is the Christian’s search, which, we may recall, is severely attacked as a concealed escape from the task of fighting evil.  The irrelevance of Christian explanations of suffering is an unshakeable conviction of both Rieux and his creator.  But Tarrou’s search for understanding is apparently acceptable to Rieux, perhaps because it is so imprecise and inchoate.  Camus seems to intend to distinguish the moral worlds of Tarrou and Rieux.  Tarrou is a trifle more objective and passive; understanding, we might say, requires a readiness to receive, a passivity, that will always be irritating to the rebel.  The secular saint, committed to understanding the richness and color of a tragic life, is bound to seem to the rebel as indifferent to political realities, afraid, over-intellectualizing.  But beyond this, Camus never sharply distinguishes the two moral visions, perhaps because he is quite close to both men, and wants both of them to appear to bear a portion of the truth.

We will turn in a moment to the two very effective scenes between the doctor and Tarrou in which Camus dramatizes for us the tension and agreement between the rebel and the saint without God.  We should note first that there is no confrontation in the novel between the Christian and the secular saint.  This is a confrontation we will have to imagine for ourselves.  I think that the issue between the two, had Camus brought them together in the novel, would have been over the nature of man.  Can a man achieve purity in the midst of a radically impure world?  The saint, even the secular saint, is a saint precisely because he has to answer “yes” to that.  The Christian, with his acute sense of his own sin and thus the sin of all men, answers “no.”  It may be the Catholic “no” which says, in effect, “withdraw partly from the world, pray passionately for it, do some of its work, but live apart, and you may become perfectly obedient to God, and in that sense a saint.”  The Protestant “no” differs slightly.  There is no purity in the world, and no place outside the world where it can be achieved.  Therefore live fully in the world, praise God and love your neighbor there, and call upon the forgiveness of sins to heal your inescapable impurity.  In the tension between the Christian and the secular saint, this is the issue.  Camus has rejected God, but he has not rejected the possibility of sanctity; his view of man is more optimistic than either the Christian or the secular existentialist one.  He makes this very clear in his address to the Dominicans, where he says that while he is pessimistic as to human destiny, he is “optimistic as to man.”  And the novel is full of this duality – a hatred, disgust, rejection of the world, “the indifference of the sky,” along with a trust in ordinary men.  At the very close of the novel, this duality is most sharply focused.  As he looks back on the plague, and how men have dealt with it, Rieux finds much to admire in the various ways men coped with its ravages, and much to admire in men themselves, but, he adds, there is only suffering, a never-ending series of actual or moral plagues, and no peace, no final victory.

We should not linger longer on this encounter between the Christian and the secular saint.  I am convinced that the Christian must come to terms with Camus’ confidence in the possibility of sanctity in this world.  I think that the transformation of sanctity into work, the change the sixteenth century effected, leading to the once creative and now demonic conception of the sanctity of labor, is no longer an acceptable one, and that alongside doing, acting, shaping, working, the Protestant must somehow learn to wait, to receive, to play, to waste time without guilt, and, it may even be, to be pure and transparent to the God that lies beyond him and his purity.

In the first dialogue between Tarrou and Rieux, Tarrou seems to hover on the edge of things, smiling mysteriously, asking questions, knowing all, agreeing with whatever the doctor says.  There is no debate at all, only a kind of interview.  Rieux’s position is much the same as that displayed in his argument with the priest, referred to above.  If I believed in an omnipotent God, Rieux says, I would give up curing the sick, and leave that all to him — exactly as Father Paneloux rejected the doctor’s help when he fell ill with the plague.  Tarrou doesn’t argue with this rather unformed idea of Rieux, and is content to nod sagely when Rieux defines his role as that of fighting against creation as he finds it.  This means no successes, no victories.  And when Tarrou asks him who taught him all this, Rieux replies, “Suffering.”

Later in the novel, Rieux and Tarrou have another talk and in this Tarrou tells a long story about his own past.  In this story are a number of reflections of Camus’ own autobiography, especially at the point where Tarrou speaks about his fundamental decision, the one that has shaped his life, his decision never to kill, to be an innocent murderer.  At the beginning of The Rebel, the figure of the rebel is defined as one who has refused to kill.  Thus Tarrou, and not Rieux, stands for the rebel at this point.

If Tarrou is the innocent murderer, Rieux is the healer, and the distinction between the passive saint — defined by a refusal — and the active rebel-healer — defined by a fight against creation — again reappears, and may well be the only useful distinction that we can draw between the two men.  Indeed, it seems to be the case that the “rebel” of Camus’ nonfiction book is really both Rieux and Tarrou, and it might be ventured that rebellion as a general ethical category must be said to include the idea of secular sanctity.

In any case, Camus never really developed the idea of the ethical man as one who refuses to kill.  He did move toward a passionate repudiation of capital punishment, but never toward anything like a pacifist point of view.  We are tempted to ask: Is this refusal to kill an absolute ethical stand, from the sophisticated relativist?  What is the relation of the refusal-to-kill of Tarrou and The Rebel to Albert Schweitzer’s “reverence for life”?  What is its application to the contemporary problems of war, peace, and weapons?

This is a fundamental point in Camus’ definition of “the rebel,” to which both Tarrou and Rieux seem to contribute — the rebel has refused to kill, even to participate in those licensed forms of killing that modern life allows.  He has thus refused to make history, and is an exile for the stream of history-makers, or killers, or users of power.  If one refuses to make history, to kill, what is it that one does?  Not, we have already seen, go to God.  Why not?  Because, as Camus writes in The Rebel, “The toiling masses, worn out with suffering and death, are masses without God.  Our place is henceforth at their side, far from teachers, old and new.”  The rebel is a man without God because the victims of history, the defeated, the poor, the masses, are without God, and if the rebel is to stand beside them honestly and helpfully, he must also be without God.

This is an odd and fascinating point of view, and it raises for the Christian some quite fundamental questions about Christian ethics.  But we must move on.  We have tried to show that artistically the encounter between the rebel and the saint is quite successful in The Plague, but intellectually rather confused.  We began by setting the two moral images over against one another, and ended by confessing that no really important distinctions could be drawn between them.  And we wondered after all whether Camus himself did not intend that the rebel of the nonfiction essay should encompass the novel’s “rebel” as well as the novel’s “saint.”

One can apparently be both a rebel and a saint, though not, as we shall see, a Christian and a rebel.  We must draw together and fill out our portrait of the rebel in Camus’ thought.

In The Rebel Camus is not just setting forth rebellion as one particular style of life among others.  It is the fundamental ethical category.  Indeed, it defines man as man.  Rebellion is acceptance of the world, it is the fight against the suffering in the world, it is the fight against the suffering in the world, it is identification with the victims of that suffering.  The individual, rebelling, finds a community, a solidarity with others.  I rebel, Camus states, therefore we are.

We have already sketched out the encounter between the rebel and the Christian.  For the Christian today, this is an important encounter, and for this reason it is unfortunate that Camus is not at his best in portraying it.  In The Rebel, we ought to remind ourselves, the world of rebellion and the Christian world of grace are defined as mutually antagonistic.  Nietzsche is praised for attacking not merely a distorted or idolatrous God, but the God of love himself.  So, for Camus, once man questions God, he kills him.  Once man questions God, in other words, he departs at once from the Christian world of grace, and becomes a rebel.  Any man who questions God can only be a rebel; he cannot be a Christian: “…only two possible worlds can exist for the human mind: the sacred (or, to speak in Christian terms, the world of grace) and the world of rebellion.”  Camus knows a little about Catholic Christianity, and this is perhaps why he has borrowed its popular all-or-nothing apologetics (either despair or Christ; Christ was either madman or divine, etc., etc.,).  We saw this sort of thing in Paneloux’s sermons in a suaver form, and it makes a very bad argument.

The rebel, we recall, was afraid of the Christian’s claim to know, particularly at the point of the problem of suffering.  “A man can’t cure and know at the same time,” Rieux insisted.  We’d want to ask “Why not?” but we also need to admit that there are dozens of immoral and irresponsible solutions to the problem of suffering that purchase logical precision at the price of moral insensibleness and blindness.

If the rebel fears the Christian’s attempts to understand and know, he does not fear the saint’s longing for understanding, perhaps because there is very little content to that longing, beyond a generalized feeling that there may be more than earth and human love and solidarity with the victims.  Tarrou’s “beyond” is really just a restlessness and a seeking, and thus not too different from the restlessness of Rieux himself, who had sadly rejected both God and the secular substitutes.  So, the rebel says, when the Christian goes beyond earth and man, he tries to become God and he ignores man, or, if he manages to be interested in the victims, it is at the price of not obeying his principles.  Any Christian who is socially responsible is thus inconsistent.  But when the saints like Tarrou long for the secular “beyond,” Rieux can only wish them well, and he neither rejects nor misconstrues nor ignores.  For all of his interest in dialogue, Camus really never seemed to experience authentic Christian dialogue, except apparently with politically confused intellectuals like Marcel, and he apparently never really sought it out.  One is tempted to say that it is too bad Camus knew so little about Protestantism and so much about Catholicism.

Thus, the rebel is afraid of the idolatrous element in man, and avoids turning himself into a god, not by confessing a true God, but by leaving the realm of gods altogether as too perilous a moral adventure, and by confessing his desire to be merely a man alongside his neighbors on this earth.  Life on this earth will give plenty of “tears of impotence,” but the only way to live and die is to join yourself to the earth; the only way to be a man is to refuse to be a god, for Camus is convinced that a man who tries to believe in God cannot stop until he becomes that God.  Man’s mind, another Frenchman wrote, is a perpetual factory of idols, and this may have been part of what Camus meant.  Christians have known enough dehumanized Christians not to be utterly contemptuous of Camus’ harsh assurance.

The rebel, at least in his embodiment as Dr. Rieux, is perhaps a little too conscious of his own integrity, too unwilling to allow radically different moral visions to have their own validity.  Rieux is the most guilty of this self-righteousness here, Camus least so in his touching address to the Dominicans.  (I ought to record my conviction that the few pages of this address are really very close to necessary reading for any member of the younger generation today who wants to see what choosing Christianity entails.)  There is, further, a very interesting bourgeois strain in the rebel.  “The thing was to do your job as it should be done,” Rieux remarks.  Hard work, plus compassion for the victims, plus the utter absence of illusions or hope.  God and a promise of a successful future have both been abolished from the moral vision of the rebel, because both may blunt the edge of compassion.  Faith is abolished for the rebel; hope is quite absent.  But love remains: “rebellion cannot exist without a strange form of love.”

Rebellion, then, has to do with the most fundamental decisions that we can make.  It is about vocation, it is about politics and race.  Can it be chosen by those today who have as yet no moral image that contents them?  Can it be wedded to the image of the saint, the one who spends himself for others, quite oblivious of himself?  Where are the saints to be found today?  They are clearly not in the Temple or in the Academy.  Are they in the Street?  And how can the rebel become Christianized without falling into the insensitive, intellectualistic, irrelevant traps that Camus has set, sprung, and charted?  What would a Christian rebel look like, and how would it be possible for him to live with other Christians?  And with non-Christian rebels?  And saints?

This is the sort of moral homily that The Plague seems to elicit today.  It is the sort of serious, if nonliterary, question that many have already put to the book and to the author.  I do not for a minute suggest that the three-fold triptych of Christian-saint-rebel stands for the only available moral positions today.  As a matter of fact, in the novel itself there are at least two other forms of heroism, both of which receive a most sympathetic interpretation from Camus.  One is Grand’s loyal and self-effacing service to the cause of stopping the plague; and the other is the figure of the journalist Rambert, who had chosen happiness, and whom Rieux refused to condemn, even when Rambert was trying to escape illegally from the plague-ridden city.

We have many moral images claiming our attention today, and a few of them are more insistent, more fashionable, and potentially more successful than any of the three that the novel offers.  There is, today as always, the martyr.  He has some affinity with Tarrou and the idea of the secular saint, but necessary to the idea of martyrdom is the idea of death, giving one’s life.  Camus does not deal with martyrdom for though all the people in the city of the plague are risking death, they are not martyrs because they did not choose to stay but were compelled to stay by law.  Contemporary Christianity has little room for martyrdom, for it is not dangerous to be a Christian in our world.  But somehow even our banal world seems always to find a little room for the possibility of martyrdom, even though there is a literary tradition stemming from Dostoevsky that is profoundly suspicious of the moral health of any martyr.  In the civil rights movement, something like martyrdom is taking place, and there will be a good deal more of the young instructing their elders on these matters, one suspects.  The martyr needs the danger of death, and one of the reasons the act of martyrdom is so difficult and rare is that we live in a culture that thinks it has abolished both the danger and the fear of death.

The playboy is another moral image still holding on in the urban centers of America.  It has been popular even with antimoralistic Christians and clergymen, and especially with large groups of young men and women unable to transcend the moral styles of fraternity and sorority life.  The fall of the playboy as a way of life, which we are beginning to witness, is not due to the denunciations of the righteous or the religious.  These denunciations have been nearly as silly as playboyism itself.  It is primarily laughter at it and boredom with it that has begun to cause the decline of the power of playboyism, and the emergence of a few young men and women who have on their minds one or two other matters besides innocent seduction.  But the life of the sensualist will always have its appeal; it is encouraged by the structure and ideology of American higher education, and if a magazine editor doesn’t come along to provide its marching orders, someone else equally unqualified will.

Related to the saint, though in somewhat sharper focus than Tarrou and the saint without God of Camus, is a moral image that might be described as that of the fool or the jester.  Its mark is not that overpraised virtue, the sense of humor, though there is a good deal of laughter here.  Its mark is innocence.  The fool or jester is always in contrast to power and success, and his function, as in Lear, is to comment on the hollowness of what the conventional world values.  Man as the innocent one is to the fore here: the sucker, the fall guy.  There is a strain of this in the radical teaching of Jesus; this vision fascinated Dostoevsky, and his Prince Myshkin is a classical portrait of the type.  And Christians will always be fairly close to this position (which probably needs a better public relations campaign that it tends to get in our day), whenever they see that at times the world is mastered as well by waiting, receiving, suffering, getting hurt, as by action, politics, and shaping.

The fertile and fascinating power of Albert Camus will be reported on for a good many years by men of many interests.  The specific moral and religious line I have taken is admittedly an incomplete interpretation of the man and his work, and should not be taken as an adequate literary criticism at all.  But I believe that I have described a part of the author’s intent, and I know I have described the way a whole generation of open and restless young men and women have read, reread, and acted upon the life and work of Albert Camus.

Overlooked Gems: Dark Horse

Christopher Rush

George Harrison is no saint.  Well, he may be one right now, but back in his day he was no saint.  He fooled around, basically drove his first wife away (into Eric Clapton’s arms), inserted a great deal of narcotics into his being, he could hold grudges … basically, he was human.  We all have faults; we are all sinful, even those of us who are redeemed.  I’m not excusing George Harrison’s improper life choices (I save that for myself); I’m simply saying our task is not to allow one’s failures prevent us from enjoying the positive things one has to offer.  I knew you weren’t thinking that, but the more I read about George, Brian, Paul, Mike, John, Carl, Ringo, Dennis and the rest, the more that notion is pressing upon me.  But that’s a personal problem, I know.  On with the musical analysis … advertisement.  Whatever.

For some reason, not too many people liked the album Dark Horse when it first came out, but I do not understand why.  A lot of rough things were going on for Mr. Harrison at the time: rough vocal health (as can be heard throughout the album, including the bonus tracks on the cd release), divorce from his wife Pattie, his second trip to India, a poorly received U.S. tour with his good buddy Ravi Shankar, the end of Apple Records and the beginning of Dark Horse Records (George’s personal music studio) — a mixed bag of life experiences during which to release an album, yet none of them strike me as valid for disregarding the album.  Some of those rough experiences come out in the first half, which is mostly sad (other than the first song, which is quickly rising up my all-time faves list), but the second half is ebullient and typically self-effacing George Harrison.  I like it, and so should you.

Side One

“Hari’s On Tour (Express)” is an excellent instrumental: it varies in tempo and melodic line, and thus it never lags or overstays its welcome, which is surprising for an almost five-minute instrumental.  It has patterns, one could almost say “movements” or “motifs,” and the listener soon feels confident he or she understands the flow of the song, but the pattern is so various even in its familiarity it is never dull.  This may sound like faint praise, but it is not meant as such: the slower portions are a smooth groove and the faster portions really cook with the multiple guitars, the brass, the drums; basically, it’s a fresh combination of jazz and rock that holds up to multiple back-to-back listenings.

The autobiographical portion of the album begins with an intriguing reflection by George about his rock-and-roll lifestyle in “Simply Shady.”  The laryngitis from which George suffers during much of this album improves the atmosphere of this song especially, as it all about the dangers of succumbing to the stereotypical concomitant famous lifestyle experiences (so, drugs and alcohol, yes), and the taxing nature of George’s lifestyle outside of his religious devotion undergirds the pathos of the song.  Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of this intriguing song is George’s reference to “Sexy Sadie,” John’s irritated response to the Maharishi and the Beatles’ first trip to India.  This is odd considering George just came back from a more positive trip to India coupled with the album’s overall enthusiasm for Indian philosophy and religion.  Aside from these intriguing points, the verses are impressively sharp intellectually, philosophically, and realistically.  George wrestles with the consequences of the last ten years of his life, he ponders the implications for the future, and he meditates on his place in the universe.  The honesty and introspection place this song among his most important.

The autobiography continues with “So Sad,” a heartbreaking account of George’s response to his failing marriage.  For some the pathos may be tempered by George’s part in the dissolution of their marriage, depending on which (auto-)biographical account one reads, but that would not be wholly fair, especially considering the authenticity of George’s remorse throughout the song (which is not to downplay the horrible and rotten things George did during their marriage both to himself and in violation of his wedding vows, but go see the first paragraph of his essay for further thoughts).  The human anguish in this song is remarkable in light of the “spiritual peace” sung about on all of George’s solo albums to this point.  I suspect the George Harrison experiencing the emotions of this song would attempt something violent if the slightly younger “chant the name of the Lord and you’ll be free” George Harrison told him to simply release all of his problems through a mantra.  Another standout aspect of this song is the, well, I was going to say “rhythm,” but that’s not quite it: the number of guitar strums in the guitar riff, really.  The music sequence feels incomplete, but upon further reflection, the keen listener realizes that complements the lyrics beautifully.  He is so sad, so alone, he is no longer complete, and the musical line supports that.  It is effectively jarring.

The pathos takes a markedly cynical turn with George’s revision of the Everly Brothers’ “Bye Bye, Love,” featuring not only an added comma in the title but also a radically different melodic line (now in a minor key) and rhythm to the lyrics as well as a personal set of verses about Pattie’s not-so-newfound relationship with George’s good buddy Eric Clapton.  The latter verses highlight the cynicism with more than a tinge of hypocrisy as well, considering the narrator of the song (presumably George himself, considering the pointed nature of the first verse) expresses vitriol for the infidelity of the human woman, despite his own infidelity as a significant component of the dissolution of their marriage, in truth.  In all, this version has admittedly a world-weariness about it the original lacks, but this mood fits the actual lyrics far better anyway, as further reflection on the now-bizarrely jaunty nature of the Everly Brothers’ version seems almost ludicrous in contrast to the more authentic George Harrison version (despite, perhaps, its asperity).

Side one ends with the perplexing song “Maya Love.”  It highlights George’s penchant for the slide guitar, which drives the most consistently up-tempo song on this side of the album.  Some experts tell us this was mainly an instrumental lick to which George felt compelled to add lyrics inexplicably (I think it would have been just fine to bookend this half of the album with instrumentals).  The paucity of lyrics, especially in contrast to the impressive diction in “Simply Shady,” “So Sad,” and even “Dark Horse” on side two, lends an air of verity to that claim.  Regardless, this song could be interpreted in a couple of ways depending on how one understands the relation of the two words of the title to the rest of the words in the song.  This sounds obvious, of course, but bear with me, please.  For a long while I took the song to be about “love for maya,” or “illusion” in Hinduism — and for Hinduism, everything material is an illusion.  So I interpreted this song as George’s exhortation for us not to the love the material world of getting and spending or, worse, getting and hoarding, a love from which he suffered as well.  While this somewhat facile approach to the song worked, even if the lyrics were slapdashedly attached to a Billy Preston-driven funk, it didn’t really make a lot of sense.  After further reflection abetted by a modicum of research, I’m leaning more toward an interpretation in which “maya love” is not the distracting, destructive love of maya itself but a broader warning against a particular kind of love, the illusory kind of love in general (not the love of illusions themselves).  The song in its brevity, then, sees the progress of the autobiography culminate in a sober recovery from cynicism to a wiser, more concerned-for-others cautionary tale about being wary of false love — it is everywhere, it pervades, it is even in us and affects us, but even its ubiquity feels transient, a notion driven by the musical accompaniment, which thus feels more connected to the song than may have been intended.

Side Two

As if the flipping of the record were a complete shift in mentality and outlook, side two begins with a joyous, energetic song that would be my favorite on the album were it not for “Hari’s On Tour.”  “Ding Dong, Ding Dong” is a perfect New Year’s song or for any time you are feeling like you need a fresh start in life.  It is difficult to overcome the interpretive assumption this is George’s way of putting the past behind him (again, not excusing his transgressions or indiscretions) thanks, in part, to some of the many slogans Sir Frank Crisp inscribed in the halls of his (their) estate, Friar Park.  Not just his marriage to Pattie is behind him, but also his days as a Beatle (made even more evident in the accompanying music video).  It would be many years before he would revisit those days in musical homage, and only rarely, such as after John’s death and not again until his final album in his lifetime, Cloud Nine.  It is hard to begrudge him a desire for a fresh start barely five years after the dissolution of his first band and a few weeks after the dissolution of his first marriage.

This all leads to the eponymous track of the album, his personal record company, and likely, as biographer Geoffrey Giuliano aptly used it, his life: “Dark Horse.”  Critics still seem off-put by the scratchy vocals of this song, recorded while George was slowly but surely succumbing to laryngitis after all the hullabaloo, and while I have never read it referred to as “Dark Hoarse,” it is that.  The bonus rehearsal track included on the recent cd release features a much cleaner vocal of the song though accompanied by a much sparser instrumental track (basically just George’s guitar).  This song fits George so well because … well, it fits so well.  That sounded rather tautological, I bet, but here’s one case in which a tautology is true: this is George Harrison.  We thought he was just the nice, quiet one … we were wrong, even though George didn’t say or do anything to legitimize our perception of him.  We were the ones who assumed we understood him simply because he wasn’t like Paul or John or Ringo.  Oops.

“Far East Man” initially strikes one as an atypical George Harrison song until one suddenly realizes “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” is unlike “Taxman” is unlike “Within You Without You” is unlike “All Things Must Pass” is unlike “Here Comes the Sun” and just as suddenly one is asking onerself, just what is “typical” George Harrison, anyway?  This song is dedicated to Frank Sinatra, but one gets the sensation that’s more in the musical style of the smooth groove than the lyrics, unless one knows Mr. Sinatra had interest in the Far East, which I do not.  The lyrics are not so enthusiastic as the last couple, pondering the political turmoil of the early ’70s, but the song continually reminds us George (and/or Frank) is going to hang in there and stay true to himself and do what can be done to make the world better.  The gloomy notion “God, it’s hellish at times” is immediately refuted with the optimistic “But I feel that a heaven’s in sight.”  Hang in there, Levine.  Perhaps 2017 wasn’t so kind to you as you had hoped, and perhaps the social-media-generated pseudo-horror has got you down.  Hang in there, Levine.  A heaven’s in sight.

For George, the heaven is immediately in sight as the album closes with the final song overtly-influenced by Hinduism published in his lifetime, “It is ‘He’ (Jai Sri Krishna).”  Now, I readily admit my All Things Must Pass interpretation was more wishful thinking than feasible, but I can’t do much with this one.  It’s all Hindu, all the time.  But it is really catchy.

Dark Horse is a great album, so don’t listen to the nonsense of those who think it isn’t.  It is at once a snapshot in time in the life of George Harrison and a collection of timeless songs, especially “Hari’s On Tour” and “Ding Dong, Ding Dong.”  With the bonus songs on the cd release, this is the best time to get into this overlooked gem.  Don’t let the Hinduism prevent you from enjoying a great album — you’re too good for that, and so is this album.  Put it on your Christmas list, stuff it in the stocking of someone you love, just go get this album and enjoy it.

“What about a Story?”: Winnie-the-Pooh as Literature for Adult Readers

Katie Arthur

One of the oddest things about Winnie-the-Pooh is that it is so embarrassingly funny.  I am a grown adult, and I laugh out loud in the middle of my university library and have to apologize to my neighbors because Mr. Milne knows exactly how to pull a guffaw out of my throat at exactly the wrong moments.  But, you ask, I thought it was a children’s story?  Is it the sort of funniness we could imagine children enjoying?  Is it below our mature threshold for thinking, adultish entertainment?  In my reading, no.  This is genuinely clever funniness for young and old, and the hilarity is a function of what narrative theorists call the implied reader.  In the 1960s, Wayne Booth initiated theory on the implied reader, saying the text itself constructs a sense of the audience it intends, assuming knowledge and giving knowledge according to what it wants the reader to be.  That ideal audience corresponds to nothing in the real world.  The real readers of the text may or may not be anything like the reader the text asks for, but the sense the real readers get of the implied reader nonetheless shapes the way we receive the text.  It is here that Winnie-the-Pooh is successful. 

Winnie-the-Pooh incites two kinds of implied readers.  It is a book either for older children to read for themselves or for adults to read out loud to younger children, and it works very well both ways.  There are three kinds of humor in this book: humor for both the adult readers and the children listeners to enjoy together, and two kinds of humor only the adult readers will enjoy: the first, a humor accessible only to the adult readers as a function of the printed text, which naturally the young children will not appreciate; and the second, a humor that allows the adult to enter into the funniness of a child’s world.  We will look at all three kinds of humor but dwell on the last for the longest because it is the reason I have to excuse myself from quiet places.

The humor made for both children and adults is the most easily explained.  These are instances of simple confusion and embarrassment, like most of the comical things we encounter in our lives.  In the fourth chapter, “In Which Eeyore Loses a Tail,” in order to find the tail, Owl suggests a reward be issued.  “‘Just a moment,’ said Pooh, holding up his paw.  ‘What do we do this — what you were saying?  You sneezed just as you were going to tell me.’  ‘I didn’t sneeze.’  ‘Yes, you did, Owl.’ . . . ‘What I said was, “First, Issue a Reward.”’  ‘You’re doing it again,’ said Pooh sadly” (50, 51).  This is purely delightful confusion between the sound of the word issue and the sound of a sneeze, and absolutely accessible to young and old minds.  In Chapter II, “In Which Pooh Goes Visiting,” Pooh finds himself stuck in Rabbit’s front door, which was constructed to allow Rabbits and hungry Pooh Bears through, but had forgotten to take into account not-hungry-anymore Pooh Bears (32).  People stuck places they should not be is just comical.  This too, is simply an embarrassing situation most children and adults can relate to and laugh about.  When Kanga and Roo come to the forest, and the animals have to decide what to do about these strange visitors, Piglet must, according to the plan, pretend to be baby Roo to trick Kanga into leaving. As Kanga, only fooled for a few moments about the difference between a baby pig and a baby kangaroo, gives Piglet a spluttering cold bath to continue the joke, both reader and listener can laugh at Kanga’s cleverness and Piglet’s sad and unheeded insistence he is not Roo and does not need to have this bath and take this medicine (106).

And then there is humor Mr. Milne threw in just for the reader, which the child listener would have no access to, unless he were an older child following along with the reading.  This is located in the clever misspellings of certain things in the text.  These animals are the toys of a young boy, so they do not naturally have a very large capacity for educated writing and reading, and yet, living in a forest, one finds the need for many things to be written.  So Owl, the wise one, finds himself doing most of the spelling work when Christopher Robin cannot be found, and the result is funny for the reader.  For example, on Eeyore’s birthday gift from Pooh, Owl writes “HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.  Pooh looked on admiringly. ‘I’m just saying “A Happy Birthday,”’ said Owl carelessly.  ‘It’s a nice long one,’ said Pooh, very much impressed by it.  ‘Well, actually, of course, I’m saying “A Very Happy Birthday with love from Pooh.”  Naturally it takes a good deal of pencil to say a long thing like that’” (83).  Mr. Milne took the time to write out in the text the funny misspelling that would only be seen by the reader.  (Although, this might better fit into the first category.  As we are supposing this to be read out loud, the pronunciation of the misspelled birthday message could be a point over which listener laughs at reader, and we might actually need to create a new category.)  Another instance that is truly only for the reader is when Pooh brings Christopher Robin news of the flood waters in other parts of the forest, bringing with him a note he found in a bottle.  He calls it a “missage,” and Mr. Milne continues, for the enjoyment of the reader, to spell it missage even when he has finished reporting Pooh’s actual words (142).  And at Owl’s house are two signs which read: “PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD” and “PLEZ CNOKE IF AN RNSR IS NOT REQID” (48).  These are intelligible signs and can be read out loud to a child without problem, and the misspellings are just a little treat for the reader.

But the most interesting parts of the book for the adult reader are the places where Mr. Milne’s adult narrator speaks as if he were a child and allows the adult reader the joy of watching children think.  In the introduction and first chapter, our narrator sets up the book as a collection of stories about a little boy named Christopher Robin and his stuffed bear.  Really, Christopher Robin has told our narrator Winnie the Pooh has asked for some stories about himself, “because he is that sort of Bear” (4).  Christopher Robin is the explicit narratee here, the one receiving the story.  When Pooh needs a friend, “the first person he thought of was Christopher Robin” (9).  Christopher Robin here interrupts the story with a question about whether or not Pooh really meant him, and the narrator assures narratee Christopher he did.  We know, though, the story Christopher Robin and the listener Christopher Robin exist on different levels, one in the nursery listening to the story, and one in the Hundred Acre Wood being the story, and so they cannot be exactly the same.  But good storytelling encourages the listener to feel involved, so we can let him think Pooh meant him.  On page 10, Milne grants Christopher Robin permission to be called “you” by the narrator in a brief moment of dialogue.  Then on page 11, the story continues with Pooh and Christopher Robin, we assume.  But the Christopher Robin character is now called “you.”  Before, the listener Christopher Robin was “you.”  Now the character Christopher Robin is “you.”  In this tiny switch hangs a great deal of the success of the book, because in it the reader is invited to be Christopher Robin listening to his father.  As the narrator/narratee framework disappears with the disappearance of quotation marks surrounding the story and the reader receives the text in pure naked narration, the reader is addressed directly as “you.”  In this way, the adult implied reader is asked to put himself in the shoes of a child, to put on a child’s perspective and think like Christopher Robin.  The results are hilarious, and one of my favorite manifestations of this child-thinking is the time we are introduced to Piglet’s grandfather.

Piglet lives in a great beech-tree, and “next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: ‘TRESPASSERS W’ on it” and Piglet explains that it “was his grandfather’s name, and it had been in the family a long time” (34).  We the readers know, as the narrator intends for us to know, that Trespassers W is not short for Trespassers William, as Piglet says, but for Trespassers Will Be Shot.  If you are a child, though, trying to make sense of the world around him it makes perfect sense for a grandfather to be named Trespassers W.  The funniness here is a function of the particular adult implied reader who does have a pretty good sense of the world around him, but who has hung next to his adult sensibility a child sensibility and has let them clink around a little at odds with each other.  This clinking sounds like laughter.  So a story can begin, “once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday,” and it both makes sense and is laughably wrong, because the adult knows how a child can feel that last Friday was an eternity ago and also know it has really only been a few days since then (4).  And of course when you are a child trying to discover the North Pole, it makes perfect sense to look for a stick in the ground and preferably rather close to where you live, when you the adult knows it is actually a huge lonely snowy place very far away with no real poles at all (127).

To become an implied reader, to put oneself in the brains of someone else, is one of the greatest joys of reading narrative, and it is especially fun when the new brains are joyful and juvenile.

Works Cited and Related Reading

Booth, Wayne. The Rhetoric of Fiction. University of Chicago Press, 1961.

Iser, Wolfgang. The Implied Reader. Johns Hopkins UP, 1974.

Milne, A. A. Winnie-the-Pooh. E. P. Dutton & Co., 1961.

Prince, Gerald. “The Narratee Revisited.” Style, vol. 19, no. 3, 1985, pp. 299-303.

Hamlet and Ophelia

Emma Kenney

William Shakespeare has written many beloved plays that are still incredibly popular today. Perhaps one of his most well-known plays is Hamlet. This tale of duty and betrayal has been read by many, and Hamlet’s soliloquies are some of the most recited monologues and iconic scenes of all time.

Over the years there have been many versions of this play. It has been performed with famous actors such as David Tennant, and it has ben done as a movie. There have been television show episodes and books semi-based off of it. One book in particular, however, is based off it a bit more than others. Ophelia by Lisa Klein tells the story of Hamlet from the perspective of Ophelia. It is an interesting read from a point of view that is rarely shown or even thought about. However, the book does contain quite a few differences from the original play’s storyline, which show it to be something of a different nature than Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

The first big difference between the two stories is the fact Lisa Klein’s story shows Ophelia and Hamlet as children. The novel starts when Ophelia is roughly ten and hamlet is in his mid to late teen years. It shows Ophelia before she came to the castle and then as a child within the castle. Klein’s story talks of neglect Ophelia faces at the hand of her father and depicts her as a young tomboy who would much rather run around and roughhouse with the boys than sew or play music. It shows the reader how Ophelia became a lady in the queen’s court and how she rose and fell in her eyes. These are all topics Shakespeare’s original play doesn’t even touch on, as the focal point is not Ophelia but Hamlet.

In Hamlet, Hamlet doesn’t decide he loves Ophelia until after she is already dead, but in the story by Lisa Klein, Hamlet declares his love for her much sooner, although he does so in secret. In her story only Horatio knows of the declared love between the two and helps them to marry in secret. Hamlet declares his love for her many times in the book and chases after her soon after Ophelia turns fifteen or sixteen. He is able to finally woo her and they are often seen in the novel sneaking away to kiss or to do more saucy things. This is all very different from the original storyline where, as previously mentioned, there is no mention of Hamlet even remotely liking Ophelia until she is already dead.

Hamlet’s descent into madness is also much different in the original play. For starters, since it is about Hamlet himself you see way more of the descent than you do in Ophelia, and there is a much greater focus and emphasis placed on it than in Lisa Klein’s Ophelia. In the play we see even from the beginning he is not mentally well, and we get wonderful speeches such as the following:

To be, or not to be — that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep — no more — and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. ’Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep — to sleep — perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There’s the respect that makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, th’ oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law’s delay, the insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit of th’ unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death, the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprise of great pitch and moment with this regard their currents turn awry and lose the name of action. — Soft you now, the fair Ophelia! — Nymph, in thy orisons be all my sins remembered.

While Hamlet still tries to convince his friends in the play he is merely pretending to be crazy, there are enough speeches and lines from him to show he is really not just pretending at all. The novel, however, is lacking some of these vital quotations and scenes. While one can definitely still tell Hamlet is crazy, the reader doesn’t get to see him fall into it slowly and surely. It is portrayed more along the lines of, “Oh my dad is dead? I guess I’m completely and totally mental now!”  It is quite unfortunate, as that character development is one of the things that makes Shakespeare’s play so wonderful.

One of the biggest differences between the novel and the play is the way Ophelia’s tale is ended. In the play she is depicted as going mad, and she falls from a tree in what is suspected to have been suicide. In the novel she does what Hamlet claims to do and fakes madness in attempt to protect herself. When this only draws more attention to her, she freaks out and starts trying to figure out how to escape the castle and all of Denmark. Finally, with the help Horatio and the queen she fakes her death and flees Denmark with basically only the clothes on her back and some money from the queen. She ends up at a convent where she spends the rest of her days as the “doctor” for the town. This takes up the entire second half of the novel (in what is considered to be, by many, one of the most boring and useless halves of a novel ever to be written in the English language). Also, while she is at the convent in the novel taking care of all the sick and crazy people, she ends up giving birth to Hamlet’s son, whom she names (drumroll please) Hamlet. This is something incredibly and drastically different between the novel and the play, as Shakespeare never wrote Hamlet to have an heir at all. Lisa Klein’s novel, however, takes some creative liberties, however, and writes one in.

Another difference between the play and the novel is theme and focus. The novel places emphasis upon “sexual awakening,” to the point of taking away from the plot, which is something the play never does. The focus is on Ophelia, who she is, and what she does, as well as on love, how it should make one act, and whether love is ever true at all. One important theme is how all of humanity is corrupted, specifically by lust, and how that lustful corruptness affects everyone. It also shows that if the king falls so will the kingdom, though the play shows this as well. The play talks about corruption like the novel, but in the play the focus of corruption is placed upon the desire for power, not upon lustful desires. It depicts most of the corruption in the story to come from character’s desires to rule and to be in charge or to be honored and recognized by all. The play focuses on Hamlet, his descent into madness, and the fall of Denmark instead of on Ophelia and what she does and thinks. The focus is never really placed upon love at all, because that’s just not what the original story is about, other than when Ophelia is trying to cure Hamlet’s insanity by loving him and bidding him to love her back.

It is incredibly easy to see how different these two are, and those differences are why Shakespeare’s beloved Hamlet has stood the test of time and Lisa Klein’s Ophelia has barely been heard of. Though Shakespeare brings them up in interesting ways, the themes of his play are important and relatable (we all deal with death and with corruption). Because of that his play will continue to stand the test of time, unlike those that warp and change these themes into something less than. The play is loved for its quality of writing and plot, and when one tries to change that too much it is better to have just invented a different story altogether. Ultimately, though, it is safe to say both these stories do share one thing: they show that at the end of the day we all have to choose. We most chose to deal with our grief — to run from it or to face it head on.